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Sylvia Kills Bears, Fedor Stills Eats Fido

(Tim Sylvia flashes gang sign to warn the other bear cubs at what’s comin’.)

This pic of Big Tim posing with his most recent “kill” has caused a little stir among the forums — some hating him even more, some saying ‘so what?’, and the rest using this to lift Fedor to some loftier humane level. Somehow Fedor has been pulled into this, I guess due to his possible fight with Sylvia this summer. Now trust me, I relish mocking The Maine-iac almost as much as I relish binge drinking, but we also have to remember that Fedor enjoys occasionally munching on Fido. You’ll recall when it first hit the news a couple of years ago on Fedor’s trip to South Korea — and it’s a dish he still partakes in.

Apparently, Korean dog soup (“posintang”) is good for improving your stamina. And it’s finger-lickin’ good as a bonus:

“It’s unique. It tastes different from other meats,” Emelianenko was quoted by Yonhap News Agency.

No word if Big Tim ate the bear, but we hear bear meat is nature’s Metamucil. If dog soup’s more your thing, go here for the full recipe. It only requires 100g of boiled dog. I’ve often wondered what my dog, Max, would taste like between two slabs of rye, but I’ll take Fedor’s word for it and stick with caffeine for my stamina.

(Props BloodyElbow)

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Anonymous- May 14, 2008 at 12:39 pm
It probebly took 25 mins of jabbing to kill that bear
Gorbachenko- April 14, 2008 at 4:36 am
MMA 'tough guy' fans who enjoy seeing two humans maim each other like dogs are upset about a f-ing bear being killed? Gimme a break, you sound like a bunch of women or something!
lolwut- April 14, 2008 at 2:25 am
TIMMAH! timmah! Timmmmmmmmah! god we love to hate tim, i almost like him now cause everybody hates him so i feel sorry for him lol
BowtechBoy- April 13, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Tim killed the bear with a Bowtech BOW! NOT a gun. Look at the picture and you will see the bow.

Now who is the douche bag?
pookysdabomb- April 13, 2008 at 8:57 pm
what else can i say..Tim is a piece of shit
Carnivore- April 13, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Animals were put here for one satisfy our appetites.
Killing animals doesn't make you a douchebag, killing animals for sport and
then not eating it does however.
Alex- April 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Killing animals will always make you a douchebag, unless the animal was hitting on your woman. Even then, you should only use your bare hands.

Heh, BEAR hands...
fightfan- April 13, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I got me a great idea.....Just like ICE - T in "Surviving the Game" where is he is hunted by 4 or 5 other humans. Lets take old Tim out into Appalachian America and give him a head start of a half hour.....His ass would be shot dea within an hour and it would be hilarious.

Than the shooter, as his prize gets a pic with his trophy(Big, dumb ass Tim) and he can throw gang signs to show his manliness
fightfan- April 13, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Tim Sylvia flashes gang sign to warn the other bear cubs at what’s comin’.)

ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC!!! I am no hunter, nor do I have anyhting against people that do hunt. The problem is when the hunter acts as though they foughtg a war or ended terrorism!?!?!?!?!?!?! All they did is kill an animal with a gun. Even a 3 year old couild kill a bear with a powerful gun. So, the whole "I am so bad my shit dont stink cuz I shot me a bear - Tim Sylvia is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULIS.


What's next Big tim eh, squirrel hunring, rabbit hunting......or yopu gonna go after the big game.......shotting you some doves
dude- April 13, 2008 at 7:10 pm
. . . let me guess, the bear had a gun and you outwitted the bear and shot him with it. YOU ARE A TOOL!!
Aryan- April 13, 2008 at 6:51 pm
somebody shoot that goofy douchebag
bump- April 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Who goes bear hunting in sandals and socks? I mean really?
Kim Couture is a cunt- April 13, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Fuck that fat pant shitting pig.
RealDrew- April 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Forget Fedor, Timmy should fight a Grizzly. Timmy would probably still have a big reach advantage, but he's screwed if the fight goes to the ground.

Grizzly wins by mauling 1st round.
UncleCitizen- April 13, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Okay...This is dedicated to all the dog "lovers" out there.