Poor little bugger.

Dear Jens,

Stop making me sad.

Love,
Goat

Tim Sylvia could probably eat Kobayashi in two bites if he had a glass of water for dunking.

^ I’m still tryin to get my head around the fact that there are organisations who think these two are worth payin to fight. I’d watch em in a hot dog eating contest, and they both better be fully clothed, but thats about it

The Sylvia- Buentello affair was like watching two fat, drunken, angry circus midgets on stilts trying to determine who gets to drive the clown car through the flaming hoop of fire. They were wobbling around so much I nearly got seasick. They might as well have been fighting on a garbage barge off the Jersey Shore, I swear I heard some starving seagulls fighting over a rotten fish carcass somewhere in the background.

Jens Pulver is unfortunately turning into the welcome mat that prospects wipe their feet off on before they get into the ring to fight other competitors.

Actually to be the man, I beleive you have to satisfy the following criteria, you must be a Limousine ridin, jet flyin, wheeler dealin, kiss stealin, stylin and high profilin son of a gun Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

And yeah, I still loves me some Nature Boy, a true entertainer

To be the man, you’ve gotta talk like Rick Flair Wooooooooooooooooooooo, you even have to do the stupid lisp, and yeah Bret Hart still holds the Best there is is best there was and best there ever will be Championship of um, the World I suppose, definitely Calgary.

And Missy Pee Pee, I want in with your organisation, we could hold a “Masters Of the Universe Tournament”. The winner is awarded the mineral rights for Jupiter, however, be careful here, I hear the Klingons have some awesome muthafucking fighters.

Can someone in MMA give Jens a job, please, I’m pretty sure he’d be a fucken good employee, and give him something relevant, hes always had the heart of a warrior.

To be the man you gotta beat a woman. And escape Roger Huerta.

Poor Jens. Love that fella. Just wish he would get a few wins and retire on a high note. And that Leites fight was crazy shit. Remember when Dana was earnestly telling us how he was a huge threat to Silva’s title?

Cro Cop in for Nog v Mir!!! Time to eat the feet of defeat Mir !!!! Whooo Daddy!!

@RwilsonR – agreed. When I saw that Jens was actually gonna train with BJ I was shocked. Proof, though, that the future is always a mystery. I thought these two would begrudge eachother to the grave. And how wrong I was.

I think we need a CP article to ban man smelling.

To be the man you have to smell like the man….

DangaDang >> It seems like it takes a couple of months to make it through Fight! subscription department, but then you’ll get ‘em a good week before the news stands do.

Almost North>> Doesn’t Bret Hart still have that title? Cause i think to be the man, you have to

uh, wait a second, i remember this

to be the man, to have

you gotta

uh to

to be the man, you have to dress like a man.

**GW Bush grin**

Oh, and CP, where are my freaking magazines? I am missing out on critical, need to know insider information such as where BJ goes tanning and what Frankie Edgar’s First Date Do’s and Dont’s are.

Oh, and @Angry Whopper

You forgot the fact that we are America, which gives us the right to do whatever we want. North America IS the world!!! AND DON”T MAKE THE MACHO MAN BREAK OPEN A CAN OF…….

……sorry about that. Happens everytime

I keep having the strangest feeling that Paul Buentello is employed by Brick Top

Innnnnnnn thissssss coorner, the light heavyweight chaaaaaaampion of all that is, was, and ever will be.

I think Pulver knows he’s done. But that doesn’t change the fact that he still needs to pay the bills, the only way he knows how to.

My C-list MMA promotion is going to establish champions of the universe at its first event. We considered calling them champions of the galaxy, but it just didn’t seem quite superlative enough.

Thanks for keeping it relevant, Angry Whopper.

@ cecils

I always felt exactly the same way about Pulver. But I think when we saw that video of him all buddy-buddy with BJ, we knew times had changed, and it really was over for him.

Sad to see you go Jens. I was even looking forward to you harassing BJ in retirement, but I guess that won’t be happening.

Jens has been done for years, but is still in denial.

Something new: I support the fact that the UFC is the premier MMA organization in the world. Anyone who doubts that has been living in a barn for the last eleven years.

Here’s my problem: all these Goddamn World Championships going on everywhere. The World Series, for example. At most it’t the North America series, but they call it the World Series.

Same thing applies to all the boxing promos out there. Every champion is the fuckin’ world champion. So there all kinds of world champions in the USA alone. Euro champs don’t call them World Champs, and Asian champions don’t call themselves World Champions.

Point is, an American or North American champion(ship) is not a World Champion(ship.)

That was some sad shit, either Buentello has Chuck chin syndrome (CCS) or he took a dive.

i’ve always like Jens Pulver, not only for his heart and longevity in the sport, but especially for his (past) unique ability to piss-off BJ Penn. Times change, people change. You get older, you hang it up.

It is truly sad to see a legend in the sport not know when to call it a done deal.

Look, as much as training submission defense might have helped prolong a couple of these fights, moving to Brazil isn’t going to bring back Lil Evil’s chin.

I love Jens, we all love Jens, and I’m glad he keeps getting choked out instead of getting knocked silly and then taking more punishment. I know he needs money, but those paychecks are going to keep getting smaller each time he loses, and there’s got to be something else the guy can do to put food on the table. Full-time coach/trainer, motivational speaker, do some announcing on the side, whatever. But please stop fighting, champ.

Ahh I forgot the delusion world championships were this weekend.

@Danomite

I was thinking the same thing! That was a HUGE upset especially considering Leites proficiency on the ground and the records of the two fighters. Leites managed to string together three quick wins after being cut from the UFC and was actually looking pretty good.

Craziness.

Also, Pulver, come on now buddy. Four losses (is it four? I feel like its four) in a row by submission and three of them by the SAME MOVE? For the sake of everyone training at Driven, I hope you aren’t their BJJ coach.

That said, you can’t help but feel for the guy. Even though I knew it was coming, my heart sort of twinged a bit when he tapped. Poor guy.

you forgot to mention how thales leites got subbed(!) by Matt Horwich(!) in a title(?) fight. How Horwich gets a title shot after losing 5 of his last 6 is beyond me but it sounded like it was a good fight. I also noticed that horwich has lost 15 times but never been KO’d or even TKO’d. Do you think that’s because he doesn’t have a brain?

Goodbye lil evil. Good riddance Tim Sylvia.