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Sylvia/Mercer Boxing Freak Show to Headline Adrenaline III


("Well I might be an asshole, but I’m the asshole who just killed this bobcat, so what’s up now?")

MMA Junkie has confirmed the ugly rumors: Tim Sylvia will be strapping on some boxing gloves to take on Ray Mercer in the headlining match of Adrenaline III (May 30th; Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort, Atlantic City). Though the bout was originally proposed as an MMA match between the former UFC heavyweight champ and the dude who got choked out by Kimbo Slice, Sylvia’s manager Monte Cox had this to say:

"We changed and thought it would be a lot more interesting in boxing. In boxing, who knows who is going to win. Mercer just beat a guy who is 30-2. He was ranked fifth in Europe and Mercer just beat him…I don’t care if he’s 47 (years old). He’s been boxing his whole life, won an Olympic gold medal, went to split decision with Lennox Lewis. Believe me, he’s going to hit hard. Tim’s going to have a hard time."

Here’s the problem as I see it: There aren’t too many people who want to watch Tim in an MMA match anymore, let alone competing in a less-interesting sport, against a guy who was a champion in 1991. (Though don’t get us wrong, Mercer’s a boxer and Sylvia isn’t, so this actually could turn into another high-profile, embarrassing loss for the Maine-iac.) But honestly, why headline an MMA card with such a meaningless exhibition? Does this mean that Sylvia, who has lost three out of his last four fights, might be transitioning to a new sport? Could we be that lucky?

Well, not so fast. Sylvia’s fight against Ken Shamrock may have fallen apart, but Cox is angling to get Timmy on Affliction’s third fight card against Paul Buentello, as long as it’s not too close to May 30th. Affliction III looks like it’ll go down in June, with Emelianenko vs. Barnett headlining.

Comments

  1. dude Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:25


    Bobcats don't shoot back.
  2. Zomg! Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:32


    Can't wait to see Tim take another beating.
  3. BuckWild Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:40


    I think Mercer will win if he can stop Timmy in the first or second round. Timmy's chances start looking better in the late rounds because of youth. I don't think it will last past the second round.
  4. xocgx Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:40


    I am reminded why I can't stand this guy. You want to hunt an animal, make it fair. Naked against naked. His natural weapons against yours.
  5. Cat Secks Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:48


    That's not a bobcat, that's a mountain lion. How DARE you, sir.
  6. polish Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:49


    I hope Mercer knocks his fucking head off, if anything just because he killed the Bobcat and took a picture with that smug little shitty smile. I am glad he is depressed they show Fedor kicking his ass over and over. I am with xocgx, if you want to hunt, go out and fight the thing with your bare hands pussy.
  7. polish Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 06:50


    Ok so maybe Cat Secks is right and it's a Mountain Lion, either way Tim Sylvia is jerk.
  8. timmah Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:06


    timmy is the slowest most unathletic unexciting "pro" fighter ive ever seen. he whines about how fedor slaughterd him and then he shoots a cat...lol. i would love to see a picture of fedor holding timmy like timmys holding the cat...at least the cat had a chance to get away. next fight...watch timmy fight an obese retard on dissability...at least the retard had a chance.
  9. Redneck Asshole Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:09


    hey, i'm a redneck asshole, but i don't like to hunt.
  10. New York New York Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:09


    Hunting is for Redneck Assholes.
  11. Angled Dangle Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:15


    Don't misinterpret this photo, being on MMA's D- list, Sylvia needs a little extra dough, so appearing May 27-29 is the ventriloquist Amazing Tim-Tim and his furry pussy, Mittens. The show will offer fun, laughs, and sheer wonderment. Tickets start at just $495.00. The show lasts 5 minutes, which is a deal considering his usual performances only go to :38!!!!
  12. JRoC Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:24


    Sylvia = Fag. What a joke.
  13. Pac-Man Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:24


    @ Timmah So you're telling me TUF Guy is gonna fight Fedor huh?
  14. Ben's unused Google Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:26


    Hey Ben!! Do you not research your shit anymore??? That's not a Bob cat homie. That is a Mountain Lion. If you like, just type Bobcat in the search bar of your Google, then type Mountain lion. See the diff? Damn dude!
  15. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:29


    Sylvia should win this fight via decision. Mercer has been totally shot for the last 15 years. He was also never a "champion". He had a title no one respected at the time.
  16. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:29


    Ok, all u cock s,oking anti-hunters. How do you eat the food on your table? Somebody else kills the meat and somebody else harvests the vegetables, grains and fruit. So if hunters are redneck assholes, pussies, and other names, where does that put you? You are all uberpussies who cant even do it with a gun!!!! You have to have someone else do it and deliver it to you! You are all scum who couldnt live outside of a concrete and steel world! Losers! Dont make fun of people who enjoy passtimes just because you dont. Or CANT. yOU'RE ALL MORONS.
  17. Redneck Asshole Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:32


    Brian Boyd is a douchebag. He is literally a bag. With douches in it. 57 of them.
  18. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:36


    Your a moronic bubbleminded yankee with no idea of how the world works outside of your own little life, so stop vomiting about stuff you know nothing about.
  19. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:41


    do you even know what a douchebag REALLY is or did you just hear somebody say it and thought it was cool. Oh, and I take it you cant use a gun, bow, or any tool(other than your own) with your hands and actually make a life with it. You are the perfect example of how natural selection is failing in humans.
  20. SPELLCHECKER Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:43


    @ Brian Boyd When calling someone a moron make sure that your spelling is in check, or you'll come off as the moron.
  21. Redneck Asshole Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:46


    Yea, but you're the perfect example of a douchebag.
  22. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:47


    Again, do you even know what a douchebag is? You morons are the people who give mma fans bad names. Uneducated buffoons.
  23. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:47


    So what you are saying is you cant spell "at" and have to use@? moron
  24. drummer Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:48


    I used to think Tim was a dick, now I know he's a dick. At least shoot something you can eat not just something for a trophy. DICK.
  25. Country Boy Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:48


    For those of you who never took a shit in an outhouse that is a mountain lion. I can see how you could make that mistake because it looks really small in comparison to the large goofy bastard behind it!
  26. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:49


    loser. Your a phlagernog.
  27. Redneck Asshole Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:50


    Yea I do. You're a douchbag.
  28. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:50


    I can say that to you since you can only throw around words you dont know what they mean.
  29. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:51


    Are you on wikipedia looking up "douchebag?"
  30. Redneck Asshole Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:52


    Actually I just did, and there was a picture of a guy named Brian Boyd.
  31. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:53


    You better break out a dictionary before you lose your status as a true redneck!
  32. Anonymoose Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:55


    Brian Boyd, you sir, are a douchebag with faulty logic. Hobbies do not equal survival skills. Harvesting fruit & grain does not equal hunting. Consuming fruit & grain does not equal "uberpussidom" Please stop conflating these concepts. I realize that your low, sloping brow will accommodate only a few thoughts at a time, but please try. You and your ilk are holding our sport back from mainstream acceptance and we can only be so patient with you. Do you produce everything you eat and use? If not please STFU and quietly return to the hunter/gatherer existence you ostensibly aspire to. Also, please stop using computers. They are clearly the "pussified" tools of the concrete and steel culture you real men abhor. Be a good little hominid and run back to your cave now. Your women and children are in danger from bears.
  33. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:56


    So you dont know how to use wikipedia either? Are you in elementary school computer lab right now?
  34. Dave W Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 07:59


    Damn, Douchebag Boyd just got owned.
  35. Clark Kent Jab Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:00


    @ Anonymoose Nice!
  36. Little Dan Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:00


    @Redneck Asshole Is that you Matt Hughes?
  37. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:02


    wow, big words. You are obviously having you liberal big sister explain my first comment, and she is also obviously too stupid to understand what I was saying, because you are nowhere near my point, and totally misquoting me. I am enjoying the sloping brow that is obviously far more advanced than your juvenile gullibility. Get you big sis to decipher fer ya!
  38. dude guy Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:03


    any wiener can pull a trigger, but it takes a real man to hunt with a knife
  39. SPELLCHECKER Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:03


    I must apologize for Douchebag Boyd. He's going full retard right now and it's messing him up. I'm sure this is what he actually means. your = you're you = your
  40. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:04


    Seriously, offer an intelligent retort instead of 4th grade insults and a thesaurus riddled phrase. And actually read and interpret the message you are arguing about. And if I am so stupid, what does that make all you who have to argue with me? Puts you a little lower on the food chain than you thought you were!! HAHA Losers! bye
  41. Redneck Asshole Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:05


    Bye Douchebag!
  42. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:08


    ok im back. HUNTERS RULE!! BYE.
  43. Anonymoose Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:09


    Brian, upon completing your GED I would suggest that you enroll in introductory logic and composition classes at your local community college. The classes will be of great help as you struggle to become a full-fledged internet troll. Also, the south lost. Nya, nya, nya.
  44. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:10


    Since all of you oh so intelligent 3rd graders love arguing with a rearded douchebag, and are so infatuated with me, I have set up a paypal account that you can go straight to my forum and pay for the pleasure of arguing with me, or attempting to anyway. Anybody game or are you all too beaten up and out of insults you heard from the hall bully?
  45. Jay Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:14


    Can you not IP ban this fucking Cool guy? Christ. I remember the Canadian runner Ben Johnson who was nailed for steriod use in the Olympics being lowered to the level of having to race a horse and a car on dirt track at a fair. I can only hope that Tim will be able to attain those heights in the next few years.
  46. Brian Boyd Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:14


    But the north never captured Texas. Texas voluntarily joined the United States a couple years later, so, basically the WHOLE union army couldnt capture Texas, so that makes yall even bigger losers! Keep talking moron, your tongue is but a shovel with which you dig your own grave. And remember, when you argue with a troll, that puts you on the same level. Are you trying to work your way UP to my level? Or are you a big enough puss you only argue down to people because of a serious inferiority complex?
  47. Goog Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:17


    Everyone relax. We all know Tim Sylvia can't shoot on anything. The cat stuffed him and got a single leg of it's own, getting into half guard. A little ground and pound and Steve's brother, Roy Mazzagatti [shown in the background], stood them up for Tim's inactivity. They circled for a bit, Tim tried for his patented 70? bent-leg head kick. Miss. His opponent has the reflexes of a cat. The blood is from an incidental headbutt. Bob "Mad Dawg" Cat by unanimous decision.
  48. carl spackler Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:22


    someone should fuckin shoot tim sylvia. he would have all of eternity to experience how it feels to be helplessly slain by a far superior foe...what a fuckin cockmonger ...i hope he gets punched into the the next galaxy, andromeda
  49. Goog Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:26


    Also... I don't care if he's 57 when they fight.... Roy Mercer via vicious murder. Probably in the first.
  50. Goog Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:30


    Ray. Ray Mercer. Not Roy. Typo.
  51. George Is Getting Upset Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:35


    I'm gonna be pissed if Timmy and Arlovski gets their asses handed to them because it's gonna make the quality of MMA fighters look like shit. Imagine, a 57yr old knocked out a former 2 time UFC Heavyweight champion.
  52. Chiggs Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:42


    Yeap that aint no Bobcat, its a fucking Cougar/Mountain lion, what a piece of shit. I used to do ALOT of hunting so dont be going off on any tangents about being Anti anything buttmunches. Fucking Pee Pee Taste is a bitch and obviously doesnt know much about hunting :/ The guy is a washed up joke of a fighter. Now I am wishing he woulda fought Ken and got destroyed by him to boot. Maybe after that loss or the Mercer beatdown he'll go back to fucking Turkeys with his ass buddy Matt hughes. Pair of dumb hick fucks.
  53. Goog Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:42


    Sorry, George. Didn't mean to mislead you... Mercer isn't 57. I was saying I don't care if they fight 10 years from now, he'd still kill Sylvia.
  54. Rxdrug Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:44


    Tim obviously killed the mountain lion with an overhand right. F all the haters.
  55. George Is Getting Upset Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:45


    Dammit, now I'm really upset!
  56. buffalohunter Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:50


    WEll spoken Brian AMEN
  57. Mantooth Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:58


    This is a terrible move for Tim. He was embarrassed by Fedor now he wants to get in the ring with a (once great) boxer. Tim, Tim, Tim, why are you doing this. What you need to do is get back in the cage and face a middle-echelon up and coming fighter. That way you can start building your way back up MMA or at the least help a new guy get some experience. I have to admit, I wouldn't mind watching(if not on PPV) just for the pure entertainment value.
  58. Anonymoose Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:03


    If nothing else, I hope Monsieur Boyd takes away from this conversation that it's OK to be afraid. He just needs to channel his fear in a more productive fashion.
  59. drummer Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:10


    nothing against killing and eating meat, but we don't eat cats. Brian Boyd is a DICK, so is this cool jerk, he should be shot for a trophy.
  60. Haus Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:14


    Bravo Goog, you had me laughing pretty hard with "Mad Dawg". On a more serious note, wtf is Timmy thinking taking on a pro boxer in boxing? Mercer's going to have heavier hands than anyone Tim's fought before, this is just asking to get killed.
  61. Anonymoose Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:19


    maybe it's about time we started eating cat (no need for cunnilingus jokes, boys.)
  62. Anonymoose Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:21


    let's not forget that kimbo beat mercer
  63. Anonymoose Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:27


    we might not like timmy much, but he could probably beat rayray at this stage in his career.
  64. Julius Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:31


    What a fucking cunt. Hope he get seriously injured his next fight
  65. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:41


    i usually don't jump into pointless bullshit BUT, sometimes animals need to be killed to control populations of animals so there will be enough food for the current population. mountain lions are a perfect example, they are a varmint animal say for instance that the deer population is extremely high well the lion pop. would catch up. when the population of deer goes down there are all these hungry lions. i grew up in san diego ca. we have tons of mountain lions when they closed deer hunting the lion pop grew huge and when there wasn't enough deer they started attacking/killing human I/E. Children. Hunting is part of conserving whether you people want to admit it or not. these comments about killing an animal with your bare hands makes me laugh. ANIMALS DON"T PLAY FAIR WHEN HUNTING WHY SHOULD WE? A gun is a tool like a knife or a bow or a wrench is a tool regardless of what msnbc or cnn tells you. don't lump me into the redneck asshole bullshit I am no redneck and i am no asshole just a guy that lives in a city that enjoys hunting fishing and shooting, as well as a good elk burger anytime i can get one. FUCK MY SPELLING AND FUCK YOU PEACE IM OUT!
  66. ample Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:47


    Congrats on killing an amazing wild animal Tim, go fuck you self.
  67. JPFighter Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:48


    Every single time I read about Tim Sylvia, I have less respect for him. Hunting mountain lions? Big surprise. We should pass a law that if you hunt for sport, that you then are fair-game to be hunted by other humans. Fuckin cowards. I 100% support hunting if it is required for your survival and/or as a primary required source of food, but for sport and posing with the dead animal afterwards? Wow, what an acheivement. Disgraceful. And it's no surprise that Tim Sylvia and Matt Hughes (two of the biggest douchebags on this planet) are the poster boys for this type of activity.
  68. munson roy e Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:49


    HILARIOUS caption! hopefully Tim goes after a grizzley bear next....bear via RNC at 0:08
  69. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 09:55


    We should pass a law that if you hunt for sport, that you then are fair-game to be hunted by other humans. Fuckin cowards. I 100% support hunting if it is required for your survival and/or as a primary required source of food, but for sport and posing with the dead animal afterwards? so your rational response to a human killing an animal is to kill a human? id like to see you try and get closer than 200 yds from a hunter. you would drop before you heard the shot. keep eating your ground beef that you buy at the store i bet that keeps your conscious clear, because that was never killed with heaven forbid a GUN. Im man enough to do the job myself. get off your pedestal you pussy..
  70. Oatmeal Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 10:00


    what a douche, i hope he gets eaten by a cougar next time...
  71. JPFighter Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 10:03


    Hey 2ndAmendmentRights. I love it when dirtbags like you use animal control as a validation for sport hunting. First off, animal control is a bullshit concept. If we truly need "animal control", then we should be leaving that in the capable hands of the conservation & wildlife professionals, and not some drunk ugly fucktards with shotguns. Second, mountain lions killing humans is not an excuse to hunt them. Remember something, those mountain lions were in that region LONG before your sorry ass was in San Diego. You are in THEIR territory. If they attack you, do what you need to do to protect yourself. Simple. And if you kill them, or they kill you, that is nature. Just like if you are swimming in the ocean, you are at risk of getting attacked by sharks. Perhaps we should start to hunt sharks for the fear they might attack us?! Yeah, that's what we should do. We gotta control those motherfuckin sharks. But let's not stop there, those sumbitch bees and mosquitos bite my sorry ass, so we need to figure out a way to irradicate them bastards too! Come to think of it, I had an encounter with a rattlesnake in the desert a few years ago and it scared the bejesus out of me, so let's wipe them fuckers all out. Then me and all my fucktard friends can feel safe and secure as we chew on our Skoal, drink moonshine, and fuck sheep.
  72. Dave W Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 10:10


    @ JPFighter haha. nice.
  73. og Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 10:18


    Whoever is supporting Tim in the context of that picture is a close minded idiot. I would speak out on how moronic it is to hunt animals for sport or profit but others have already covered all the major points (btw, good job guys) Now onto Tm Sylvia. I hate judging people that I don't know, but every time (and I mean EVERY) Tim does an interview, video, blog, etc. he exposes himself as a narrow minded, inbred ass. Every piece done on/about him results in a negative reaction. With all that taken into account I can honestly say that he is a horrible human being without knowing him. I hate fighters like him who get by on their size (weight & height). He has NO SKILL. Have you seen his "footwork"? He drags his rear leg around the ring like he's crippled; it's really a pain to watch him fight especially to some of us that have at least some knowledge of boxing, wrestling and JJ. He is one dimensional. Nog is amazing on the ground but when he submitted Tim it was so painfully obvious that Tim had no idea what to do once the fight hit the ground. The rant can go on but can someone PLEASE post the .gif of Fedor talking about Tim...the one where a reporter asks Fedor about Tim and Fedor just laughs. That laugh, my friends, sums up Tim Sylvia as a whole. Period. Done for the night.
  74. illwill Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 10:23


    The real question here is if Stankie will be cornering anyone for this fight.
  75. lost in ok Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 10:34


    Why would any self respecting MMA fighter transition from a sport in which they were once a champion to boxing to fight an unranked and old opponent? That's right Sylvia, like everyone else, doesn't have any respect for the Maine-iac. If he loses this fight, especially if he gets knocked out, he will never have another headling fight in any top flight fight organization. Sylvia and his managers clearly realize that his poor conditioning, age, and his public image as a douchebag have killed his fighting career so why not sacrifice all dignity gained by holding the UFC belt by selling yourself for money. He will star in a commercial for baby diapers dressed as a turd in the future, you just wait.
  76. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:06


    JPFighter your comments show exactly how fucking retarded you are. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I have never seen a drunk hunter nor have i had a drink while hunting, after the hunt is another story. No one is trying to wipe out a species. You are a pussy who talks big but wouldn't do a fucking thing. the wildlife professionals have done their jobs why do you think the tag was issued to tim to dispatch that animal? Because there was a need for it to help properly maintain healthy animal populations. Do some research into a topic before you make uneducated rants about why hunting is bad. i agree i wouldn't go lion hunting, deer is more my thing. me and my family eat every bit of meat. and i also use the hide. by saying im some drunk asshole with a shotgun and lumping me in to that stereotype of some dukes of hazard good ol boy, makes me want to say you are some rainbow flag waving, affliction shirt wearing, washington post reading, bleeding heart BITCH. So it isn't your thing to hunt, SO WHAT! Who the fuck are you to judge what is moral and immoral? Stick to subjects you know actual facts about, And not whatever just spews from your shit covered mouth.
  77. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:10


    JPFighter dont tell the wildlife pro's how to do their job they dont go telling you how to suck a better cock.
  78. Contraband Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:15


    Thats a cougar not a bob cat, but I hope Timmeey gets beat by Mercer
  79. KG Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:20


    Why is it everday I log onto the internet and hope to see the headline "MMA fighter Tim Sylvia critically injured with severe facial injuries while hunting with Dick Cheney" When I saw this story, my heart raced for a split second. How anti-climatic. Sigh.
  80. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:20


    @ JPFighter and believe me i know a thing or too when it comes to sucking cock. after im done hunting dear, my buddys and i have an outdoor orgy. no colored people though. the person who shot the lease amount of dear has to give blowjobs to everyone else. and sometimes i even miss the dear on purpose just so i can have the chance to suck off my buddys while they drink there beer. they love it. i love it. and we use every peace of the dear two. i even use the hide of the dear to help me get off because it stays warm for awhile. and we use the bones as dilldos and take pictures of the dead dear. so u better learn a thing or to about actual hunting before u comment.
  81. og Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:26


    2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS go back to fucking your sister's crusty vagina
  82. Just Saying Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:28


    i'm with og. you're a tool.
  83. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:35


    i should have known better than to try to educate 12 yr old retards.
  84. 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:39


    i also should have pulled out earlier when having sex with my mom. i mean, love my son/baby brother but he's almost as dumb as i am.
  85. Chinstroker Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 11:56


    Even in victory Tim's still lying on the ground wincing.
  86. polish Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 12:07


    @ anyone defending hunting... Killing for food and killing for personal fun are two different things idiot... He didn't kill a cat to eat it, he did it because he is a failure and needs to murder defenseless animals (much like yourself) to make himself feel better about his complete waste of a life. Get raped by a large bear.
  87. adding on to polish comment Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 12:23


    Yea! A bear with a large penis.
  88. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 12:32


    Hunters who hunt but don't eat their hunt are the same as Al-Qaeda. They all need to be put in their place.
  89. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 01:28


    "You want to hunt an animal, make it fair. Naked against naked. His natural weapons against yours." How about if I just give the mountain lion a gun instead? Your argument is utterly stupid. What is man's natural weapon? His ability to make and use tools (yay opposable thumbs!) like guns for example. Using a gun to hunt is no different than chimps using a stick to "fish" for grub.
  90. Anonymous Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 01:44


    "Hey 2ndAmendmentRights. I love it when dirtbags like you use animal control as a validation for sport hunting. First off, animal control is a bullshit concept. If we truly need "animal control", then we should be leaving that in the capable hands of the conservation & wildlife professionals, and not some drunk ugly fucktards with shotguns." Those "capable hands" are the ones who Sylvia (and all hunters) went to for permission to hunt. He asked and paid for the right to do their job for them, but its nice to see someone pro-bureaucracy. "Second, mountain lions killing humans is not an excuse to hunt them." Really? Seems like a good one to me. "Remember something, those mountain lions were in that region LONG before your sorry ass was in San Diego. You are in THEIR territory." Do you know what male lions do when they reach adulthood? They wander off into some older male's territory, kill him and any kids and take over his territory. Who was there first has no significance in the animal world, why do you think it should matter to us, if we're just animals too? "If they attack you, do what you need to do to protect yourself. Simple. And if you kill them, or they kill you, that is nature." You're right, if I'm walking in the woods and get attacked by a mountain lion I should calmly walk back to my car, retrieve my handgun which I had to go through lots of redtape to get, unlock the gunlock, and then defend myself. That's a much better idea than controlling the population so there are fewer mountain lions starving to death wandering into urban areas which they would normally be afraid of and attacking people. "Just like if you are swimming in the ocean, you are at risk of getting attacked by sharks. Perhaps we should start to hunt sharks for the fear they might attack us?! Yeah, that's what we should do. We gotta control those motherfuckin sharks. But let's not stop there, those sumbitch bees and mosquitos bite my sorry ass, so we need to figure out a way to irradicate them bastards too! Come to think of it, I had an encounter with a rattlesnake in the desert a few years ago and it scared the bejesus out of me, so let's wipe them fuckers all out. Then me and all my fucktard friends can feel safe and secure as we chew on our Skoal, drink moonshine, and fuck sheep." Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the "slippery slope" fallacy, this is why gay people can't adopt children.
  91. og Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 02:54


    Anonymous That response is comical. All your "arguments" are subjective. You are so damaged that it's really sad. And now that 2NDAMENDMENTRIGHTS is done fucking his cousins, you can give him the daily blowjob.
  92. Hacksaw Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 05:37


    Great picture! A huge pussy that got put down hard...and a dead mountain lion.
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  95. TUF Guy's a Bitch Says:

    Thu, 02/26/09 - 08:43


    He should have shot it in the face. Stupid Mountain Lion. And to you douchbag bleeding hearts, if wild animals were worth a crap, God would have given them guns too. So Suck it.
  96. JPFighter Says:

    Fri, 02/27/09 - 04:04


    2ndamendmentrights seem to talk an awful lot about cock and hunting in the same context...yet another reason to abolish hunting for sport. Oh, and as for being "educated" and "knowing what I am talking about", I am a Professional Environmental Engineer, with a background in conservation. So I have a full and capable understanding of the dynamics of different species and how they interact, and what are proper/logical methods to deal with wildlife & human interaction. Hunting for sport is not a method of conservation, period. It is a political issue, that has no scientific basis whatsoever. However from what you are saying, in your circles, hunting is somehow connected to cock. Fascinating.
  97. Orion Says:

    Sat, 02/28/09 - 11:45


    Since 1990, cougars have killed 10 human beings in the USA. Thank you Tim.
  98. AminalLubber Says:

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    I lubs the animals. Don't hurts them. You are horribles. Aminals are people 2. If you killz them I will love them dead the same way I do when they are alive. Put my dongle in them. Furries love me. Amen.
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