Andre Winner

(Props: MMA TKO...again)

When we heard that Dennis Siver received UFC 105's Knockout of the Night bonus instead of Andre Winner, who appeared to have seriously affected Roli Delgado's future consumption of solid foods with that blistering right hand, we were a little taken aback.  But okay, we thought, in all fairness, we hadn't seen Siver's knockout.  Winner's was clearly a brainstem adjustor of the first class variety, but maybe, just maybe, Siver's was so spectacular that it made Winner look like he'd barely squeaked by.  It's possible, right?

(Usually, flying a British flag at half-mast would signify some sort of tragedy. Photo courtesy of the UFC 105: Weigh in Pics set on CombatLifestyle.)

Spoliers after the jump. Come back at 8 p.m. for play-by-play from the Spike broadcast...

With MMA Madness reporting that Frank Lester vs. Nick Osipczak will be added to the TUF 9 finale, and the Grant/Markham scrap taken off the card, we have a pretty solid idea of what Saturday's show will look like, barring any last-minute surprises. Here's the lineup:

MAIN CARD
Diego Sanchez vs. Clay Guida (LW)
DaMarques Johnson vs. James Wilks (TUF 9 welterweight finals)
Ross Pearson vs. Andre Winner (TUF 9 lightweight finals)
Joe Stevenson vs. Nate Diaz (LW)
Chris Lytle vs. Kevin Burns (WW)

PRELIMINARY CARD
Melvin Guillard vs. Gleison Tibau (LW)
Mike Ciesnolevicz vs. Tomasz Drwal (LHW)
Brad Blackburn vs. Edgar Garcia (WW)
Cameron Dollar vs. Jason Dent (LW)
Frank Lester vs. Nick Osipczak (WW)

So if you participated in round 1 of our pick-off contest and you still want the Lyoto Machida "Karate for Mixed Martial Arts" DVD set, read on...

(The completed TUF 9 lightweight bracket; click above for larger image. Props to Wikipedia.)

With Damarques Johnson taking the first finale spot in the welterweight bracket, Team U.S. has momentum, and Dan Henderson says he wants to make the finale "Dana's nightmare, no U.K. guys." But the Brits have other ideas. First up in the lightweight semis will be Team U.K.'s Andre Winner vs. Team U.S.'s Cameron Dollar, who's struggling in practice due to injured cartilage in his ribs. "I catch a body shot or a kick, I'm gonna fold in half," he says.

Andre says Jason Pierce gave him some insight into Cameron's striking, and all he really needs to do is stay away from the big right hook. He looks tight on the focus mitts. Andre also sucks his thumb, it turns out. Cameron says he can't lose to a thumb-sucker, and prays he has God's speed and the Devil's rage.

(The UFC garage-door backdrop — never a good sign.)

Team U.S. lightweight Santino Defranco gives us the inside scoop on Cameron Dollar's tall tales, Jason Dent's future as a presidential assassin, "black on black crime," and the quarterfinal fight that knocked him out of contention on Wednesday's episode of The Ultimate Fighter.

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From one of the greatest movies of all time, "You don't mow another mans lawn."

That statement still holds true today, especially when you are going to announce to the world, on live television mind you, that you slept with your best friend's wife. Bad form man. Very bad form. I am a married man and the thing I hold "most" sacred in this world is my marriage. There is nothing and I mean NOTHING more sacred to me than my wife and the bond we share. If I found out that my best friend(s) were sleeping with my wife I would live out the rest of my days behind steel bars or in solitary.

Anyways, now that I'm done with being creepy myself, back to the show.