22 May 2011 10:20:31 AM
War Machine’s Big House Blog: Musings on Reincarnation, Open Relationships, and His Plan to Save the World
(If he only knew then what he knows about ‘gay hippy shit’ now…)
Well, War Machine has finally realized what most second graders already know- ‘reading is great’. To think, it only took him being exiled from the UFC, failing at a career in porn, and being sent to jail for felony assault to discover the joy of books.
Below you’ll learn that War doesn’t get down on all of that made-up organized religion crap, preferring to root his beliefs in more time-tested scientific certainties like interdimensional yogis and reincarnation. The good news? While he’s out zipping around through space and time, he totally doesn’t mind if you bone his wife.Read More ADD COMMENTS (360) DIGG THIS