Bill Wallace

#10: Frank Trigg's stunned disbelief
Affliction: Banned, 7/19/08

It's not that Trigg's reaction when Fedor started landing bombs on Tim was inappropriate; in fact, this was pretty much how we reacted during the fight. But when you're being paid actual money to give insightful commentary about a sporting event, the viewers at home deserve a little better than "OH! OH-HO! OH-HO! OH-HO-NO-HO! OH!" Especially when you consider that this is a recurring trend with Trigg — when crazy shit goes down, the eloquence-train flies off the tracks, so to speak.

#9: Mike Goldberg tells us how precise Anderson Silva's precision is

The answer: Really. It's really precise. Man, sometimes Mike is better off keeping his mouth shut until it's time to ask Joe Rogan whether or not a fighter's arm is in trouble. By the way, if you can watch that video for all ten minutes, we'll send you a t-shirt.

#8: Kimbo Slice fails third-grade geography 
K-1's World Grand Prix 2008 Final, 12/6/08

(Unfortunately, we couldn't find a working video of this moment. Hopefully this Esther Lin/Lolcats mashup will be sufficient.)

Okay, give Kimbo a break. The man was extremely jet-lagged, and he clearly meant "the prefecture of Japan known as Kanagawa, which has Yokohama as its capital, where we are right now." It's not like he asked co-commentator Michael Schiavello what the fuck up with all the Chinese people in the building. That would have been embarrassing. And speaking of which...