12 Jul 2009 09:25:21 AM
Bruce Buffer, you magnificent son of a bitch, you did it. You pulled off the Buffer 360 just in time for the UFC 100 main event, and in the process you carved your name into the history books forever and ever. Centuries from now the bug-like aliens who have taken over our planet will look back on what you accomplished that night in the wasteland of Las Vegas and even they will stop eating human brains long enough to bow their enormous heads in respect to the greatest feat mankind ever accomplished. Congrats, Bruce.