24 Apr 2012 12:30:30 PM
(And you had to pay your own medical bills, too? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Thanks to everybody who entered our Safe caption contest! After carefully considering 132 of your entries today, and ranking them by the volume of my laughter, we have an obvious winner that will be picking up four movie passes to Safe (which hits theaters this Friday, April 27th). But a lot of you were throwing down nuggets of comedy gold, so let’s start off with some honorable mentions…
The12ozCurls: This is the picture next to the word “DICKNAILED” in the dictionary
albyvader: He just escaped from Tom Cruise’s basement.
Smitty: photographer: “Ok now lean back on both hands…show me sexy…show me painful sexy.”
JTBlock: “So let’s call it a draw and both go home. No? Damnit.”
LOKI: And the sad part is none of us will ever know this poor shlub’s name or even care.
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