cauliflower ears

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— UFC 79, the IFL World Grand Prix, Yarennoka!, and K-1 Premium Dynamite!! gave us a week-long hangover.

— We became unhealthily obsessed with cauliflower ears.

— A championship belt hit the black market; profits will go towards buying an entire school's worth of drugs.

— Floyd Mayweather Sr. and Wladimir Klitschko tried to talk some sense into the boy.

— Tiffany Fallon was gone in 60 minutes.

— In commenter news, Joe Lauzon and the lawyer suing Quinton Jackson stopped by to chat, 65 people (and counting!) had something to say about this video, and we were betrayed by those closest to us.

— And most importantly, we came up with a kickass idea for a movie called Red Devil. So far, a filmmaker named Roger has offered to direct, and we've made some promo tees. Buy 12 from the CagePotato General Store Presented by CafePress and start your own street team!

From last night's episode...

Wow. Just look at that thing. My goodness.

As for Randy himself, I gotta be honest and say this was one of those "don't resign from your day job"-type situations. As an actor, he enunciates every word in a very unnatural sort of way (no pun intended). Plus, he's got those horribly disfigured ears. I just don't see "leading man" in his future. Though I would love to see a romantic comedy starring him and Sandra Bullock...