By CagePotato contributor Kipp Tribble
In a literary achievement that will surely rival Ulysses, A Confederacy of Dunces, and How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Penguin Group has announced that it will release Chuck Liddell’s autobiography Iceman: My Fighting Life on January 29th. We’re just as shocked as you are. Chad Millman co-authored the 320-page tome — and by “co-authored,” we’re guessing they mean “authored” — as he did with Vincent Papale for Invincible. Enjoy a piece of Chuck’s eloquence from the book jacket:
“I learned how to fight at a very young age. Now I’m 6’2″, 220 pounds, and a trained lethal weapon, but I’m also fiercely loyal, maybe even a bit sensitive, and unexpectedly romantic. In raw detail, and with total honesty, I’m going to tell you the story of my fighting life—both inside and outside the Octagon—including my childhood in the poor section of Santa Barbara…”
Um, Iceman, we haven’t been punched in the head as many times as you, so don’t try to con us into thinking Santa Barbara has any poor sections. We haven’t seen the chapter list for MFL yet, but we’re pretty sure we can guess:
Chapter 1: Mommy, Why Don’t We Have a Dishwasher?
Chapter 2: In Which I Learn How to Party
Chapter 3: The Mohawk — A DIY Manual
Chapter 4: Cough Syrup, My Cruel Mistress
Chapter 5: Dana White Gives Good Back Rubs
Chapter 6: Models and Bottles — The Good Years
Chapter 7: Did You See Me on Entourage?
Chapter 8: Rampage Gets Lucky
Chapter 9: Unexpected Romance — A Guide to Strippers and Fight-Groupie Skanks
Chapter 10: Rampage Gets Luckier
Chapter 11: Yep, Still Partying
Chapter 12: Wisdom I’ve Acquired By Talking to Anthony Robbins and Getting Incredibly Fucking Drunk