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Triumph United Comment Contest, Week 3: More Talk, More Rock

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You know how this works: The cream of this week’s commenting crop is below; vote for your favorite on the homepage poll. The most popular comment gets a sweet tee of their choice from my favorite torso-covering company, Triumph United. You said:

“Is this what happened to the other half of Tre Telligman’s chest? I know the UFC struggled early on, but holy shit…” — KTFO on The UFC Is Selling Used Clothing, and Doing Surprisingly Well

“They should call the new surface ‘The Sux’.” — JOhns on IFL to Debut Fighting Surface of the Future (!!!)

“Classic Ortiz: Too much head, not enough brain.” — C-Bus Allstar on Tito Ortiz: “I Feel Like a Slave”

“This could really hurt his ‘Loads of old produce for the poor’ platform.” — Myles Kilometers on Matt Lindland Endures First Smear Campaign

“‘I’d also like to clarify that Matt Hamill was deaf when we found him,’ Epstein said.” — Kimbo’s Lice on Possibly the Best Argument Yet for MMA Regulation in New York

“I hope there is no regulation on any fighting in NY. I hope the entire state engages in the largest gladiator battle ever, and you all fight to your deaths. I hope the armpit of America, also known as New Jersey, joins you in this quest as well.” — Fuck NY on Possibly the Best Argument Yet for MMA Regulation in New York

“So we’re just going to act like ‘Jailbreak’ and ‘The Cowboy Song’ didn’t even happen, huh?” — joeson on Thin Lizzy (“Way Off-Topic” Forum Thread)

Voting ends at 5:00 p.m. ET. TGIMFF.


Vrax Wins in a Landslide!


Congratulations, buddy: You’re about to be one shirt-wearin’ motherfucker. By a wide, wide margin, Vrax turned in the most popular comment in our second Triumph United Comment Contest, suggesting that involvement in YAMMA Pit Fighting is more shameful than kiddie-diddling. So Vrax, please swing through Triumph United’s shirt rack, and e-mail us at to let us know which one you want; we’ll hook you up ASAP.

Also important: Your homework this weekend is to make one last attempt at coming up with creatively humiliating punishments for Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker when he goes down in flames in our upcoming UFC 84 pick-off. Go here and do your worst!


Triumph United Comment Contest, Week 2: The Nominees

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Since all you guys did was bitch about it last time, we’re going to leave the decisions in your hands from now on. Below were our favorite comments from this week. Take a moment to digest them and then vote for your favorite in our new homepage poll on the right. The winner gets a Triumph United t-shirt of their choice. Okay? And the nominees are…

“The first time I ever saw Kimbo I was surfing for porn and I saw his various appearances @ If you told me that a couple years later that dude would be on the cover of ESPN, I’d call you crazy. Actually I’d say I didn’t know who he was and deny the fact I was looking at porn.” — Jeff on Kimbo’s ESPN Cover Shoot

“When discussing Mark Hunt, it’s customary to precede his name with ‘noted fatty fatty fat fat’ so that people remember which out-of-shape guy you’re talking about.” — Jemaleddin on Quote Stew: Bisping, Quarry, Hunt + More

“YAMMA veteran. Doesn’t that make your skin crawl a little when you type it?” — Vrax on Patrick Smith Is a Sex Offender

“I think Chris Leben is showing a lot of growth here as a human being….and I also think he will make a fine prison prostitute….that guy is going to earn somone a lot of soups and cigarettes.” — BIG CHRIS on Chris Leben in Jail, But Only on a Technicality

“The Mad Monkey, is this the one that had pinpoint bleeding all over his freshly waxed unibrow in the serra/gsp pre-fight family interviews? You want to get that done 24 hrs in advance buddy (not that I would know anything about it).” — tony@rbd on Nick Serra, The Mad Monkey

“these arent rankings. these a fans thoughts on who they think is good. iv never seen so much crappy rankings by a nuthugging blog before. garbage.” — clitwizard on ‘Power Rankings’ Update of DOOM!

Voting ends at 5:00 p.m. ET. Git ‘er done.


Triumph United Comment Contest, Week 1: Victory!

(“Death Squad”: One of the designs available at Triumph United.)

Between Chuck Liddell’s leg injury and “Starnesgate,” it was a great week to kick off our Triumph United Comment Contest. Our most sincere thanks to everyone who makes this site a two-way exchange of information by posting opinions, tips, and punchlines in the comments section. But which comment was the most shirt-worthy this week? First, let’s give props to those who fell just short of the glory…

5th Runner-Up
“I told you I was hardcore.” — TheFeniX on New ‘Gladiator’ Loses Shit, Beats Husband

4th Runner-Up
I bet chuck took kimbo up on that bare knuckle fight and got demolished — Anonymous on F*ck! Chuck Liddell Injured, Out of UFC 85

3rd Runner-Up
If BJ licks sherk’s blood he may test positive for steroids in the post fight drug test. — steve-o-plata on “…and licking the blood off his face while I’m punching him…”

2nd Runner-Up
Would lube and a giant fake cock be too obvious? — Kimbo’s Lice on Chuck Liddell’s Injury is Disturbingly Real

1st Runner-Up
I don’t have health insurance at my place of employment so to show my boss up and to make a point I punched myself in the cock really hard, cried like a girl, then put the video on youtube. Take that you wanker!!! Go Starnes!! — KTFO on What’s to Become of Kalib Starnes?

And the winner is…