6 Oct 2009 08:55:30 AM
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We’ll say this much for Dream, they may not always put on the most competitive or, for lack of a better word, serious fights, but at least you always know what you’re going to get from them. For instance, you’re going to get Kazushi Sakuraba tooling a washed-up pro boxer while Michael Schiavello utters baffling one-liners like, "Trying to predict what Sakuraba’s going to do next is harder than finding a pubic hair at a Jonas Brothers concert."
Thanks, Michael. It’s been far too long since I thought about the hairless genitals of pre-pubescent girls, and what better time to return to that disturbing image than during an MMA bout? But hey, creeping you out with prepared material that he’s scribbled on hotel stationery is all in an evening’s work for "The Voice."
After the jump, more videos from last night’s festivities, including all the Super Hulk freakness you can stomach, the semi-final matches of the featherweight Grand Prix, plus others. More coming soon. Full results from Dream.11 are all the way at the bottom. Consider yourself warned.Read More DIGG THIS