Our friend Ariel Helwani is at San Jose’s HP Pavilion to cover tonight’s Strikeforce event for JarryPark.com, and he got this fun little surprise when he tried to use their internet connection to check on his favorite non-porn website, Cage Potato.  The HP Pavilion seems to feel that this site is inappropriate, due to "Hate and Aggression."  It’s sadly ironic that the qualities which made us so successful in prison are now hurting our advancement on the outside.

The other interesting thing about this screenshot is the brief glimpse it gives us into the world of Helwani.  His bookmarks feature nothing but sports/MMA websites, as well as Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace.  In other words, if ain’t about sports or social networking, Helwani ain’t trying to read about it.  What a sad, shallow man.

Stay with us.  Liveblog is coming at you soon.

(Ken Shamrock: haggard as he wanna be.)

Our boy Michael David Smith over at MMA Fanhouse conducted an interview with Ken Shamrock that can most charitably be described as ‘contentious.’  Give MDS credit, he doesn’t shy away from the tough questions, and neither does Shamrock.  After making vague remarks about why CBS refuses to work with him, Shamrock admits he is a fighter, “not a mastermind,” which naturally is news to us all.

But where things get interesting is when MDS presses Shamrock on his most recent sad display of something resembling fighting against 380-pound Ross Clifton.  Shamrock admitted that he only took that fight because he didn’t want to fight someone who might have reasonable chance of actually beating him, since this was just a ploy to set up a fight with Tank Abott, which, get this, may be on PAY-PER-VIEW.  Leave it to MDS to ask the questions you’re thinking:

But you think it is possible that you fighting Tank is something that could do well on pay-per-view?
I would absolutely say yeah. Especially since I fought some fat guy, out of shape, no good, and it got over 300,000 hits on YouTube, OK? So tell me. Some big, fat, out of shape, fat guy, is going to do bigger numbers than somebody fighting a main event fighter, like [Ken's adopted brother] Frank Shamrock and Nick Diaz, who probably won’t even get those numbers. And you’re saying that your opinion — which I didn’t know writers had one, I thought you were just supposed to write the story — is that because I did that, we got those numbers, we shouldn’t be going out there and having those fans watch that, even though they’re turning on the tube and they’re pushing in the numbers on the computer to watch that thing happen?