(I haven’t seen pizza-eating this sexy since Bijou.) 

Jade Bryce‘s ongoing war with the functioning keyboard rages on, Potato Nation.

Taking a break from her gig as the female Rich Little of MMA memes, the Bellator ring girl was recently photographed testing the limits of spandex and eating pizza* whilst rolling around in some dude’s apartment. Being that the dude who filmed this (Matt Blum) is some fancy photographer with his own website and everything, a pretentious French title (“La Faim”/”Hunger”) was slapped on what is essentially the first few minutes of a Casting Couch Audition because ART. It must have taken everything within his being to avoid shooting this in black and white through a fisheye lens.

I’m just busting Blum’s chops, of course, because he seems to have developed quite a knack for photographing incredibly attractive women in next to nothing (and often, simply nothing) and that is a profession that I will defend to the death. So cheers to you, Matt Blum, for when I bring my laptop into Best Buy tomorrow as per the weekly cleaning/memory wipe, I will do so with a look of pride on my face. If only just this once.

Video after the jump. NSFW, obviously.

(Video via YouTube.com/CagePotato)

Last week, we released a video of Bellator ring girl Jade Bryce busting out some impressions of famous MMA moments. But not all of her footage made it into the clip. To keep “MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce” to a tight two minutes, we left a couple shots on the cutting room floor. And like the frugal Native Americans who used every part of the buffalo, we’ve decided to use that extra footage for this bonus outtakes video, in which Jade tries her damn best to imitate Fabricio Werdum‘s creepy smile and Chuck Liddell‘s cageside freakout. A for effort!

Visit the newly-launched OfficialJadeBryce.com for more videos and news from Ms. Bryce, and please subscribe to our YouTube channel.

P.S.: The first person to identify the source of the audio clip at the very end gets a CagePotato t-shirt. Difficulty: CP Fanatic.

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Jade Bryce was our favorite MMA ring girl even before she agreed to do this video with us. Now, she’s officially reached CagePotato Hall of Fame status.

Watch as the Bellator beauty does her most faithful renditions of Rashad Evans‘s infamous knockout face, “Just Bleed” guy, drunk dancing mom at UFC 150, Ryan Jimmo‘s celebratory robot, “Rising Douchebag,” and the nose-smushing face-off between Don Frye and James Thompson at PRIDE 34. We had a blast putting this together, and we hope you enjoy it too.

Follow Jade on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, and keep an eye out for her new website, coming soon. And if you want to see a sequel to “MMA Impressions With Jade Bryce,” please throw some impression-suggestions into the comments section…

(Props: BikiniModelFitness via BabesofMMA)

I gotta be honest — I’ve been watching these videos all morning, and the only part of my body that’s gotten a workout is my hand. (You know, from clicking “Replay” over and over again. Wait, you didn’t think I meant…come on, guys. Gross.)

After the jump: Superstar ring girl Jade Bryce moves from the glutes and legs to the abs and core. Check it out, and follow Jade on twitter for her latest photo and video updates.