11 Jun 2013 09:00:37 AM
Jade Bryce Rolling Around in Spandex Eating Pizza Is Something We Can Always Get Behind [HI-YO] [VIDEO]
(I haven’t seen pizza-eating this sexy since Bijou.)
Jade Bryce‘s ongoing war with the functioning keyboard rages on, Potato Nation.
Taking a break from her gig as the female Rich Little of MMA memes, the Bellator ring girl was recently photographed testing the limits of spandex and eating pizza* whilst rolling around in some dude’s apartment. Being that the dude who filmed this (Matt Blum) is some fancy photographer with his own website and everything, a pretentious French title (“La Faim”/”Hunger”) was slapped on what is essentially the first few minutes of a Casting Couch Audition because ART. It must have taken everything within his being to avoid shooting this in black and white through a fisheye lens.
I’m just busting Blum’s chops, of course, because he seems to have developed quite a knack for photographing incredibly attractive women in next to nothing (and often, simply nothing) and that is a profession that I will defend to the death. So cheers to you, Matt Blum, for when I bring my laptop into Best Buy tomorrow as per the weekly cleaning/memory wipe, I will do so with a look of pride on my face. If only just this once.
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