(Props: BuySilverStar.com)

Following the Hoelzer Reich fiasco, it’s refreshing to see an MMA t-shirt sponsor that actually gets it right. Sure, there’s a skull in Clay Guida‘s new "Run to the Hills" tee ($40) from Silver Star — which the Carpenter will be wearing during his cage-entrance at UFC 107 — and yes, the skull thing has already been beaten into the ground. But as any metal fan could tell you, that skull belongs to Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the Head. Maybe you would appreciate this more if you had just been listening to "The Trooper" before you saw this. Or maybe you’d be more interested in some of the other signature tees that will be on display this Saturday…

The votes have been tallied, and your complaints have been recorded. Earning themselves Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory t-shirts courtesy of Six Deuce Gear are…

Ajax (21% of the vote): Now who’s stupid for spending $20 playing ring toss?

Nick420Diaz (20% of the vote): Fedor practices for his big New Years Eve showdown with Jeff Dunham.

LetMeStickItInYourRua (13% of the vote): That monkey is some sort of bionic creature. It doesn’t poo in its hand and throw it at you. Instead, Fedor crawls out and punches you to death.

If your name has been called, please e-mail your real name, address, and shirt size to feedback@cagepotato.com. Thanks to everyone who entered, and special props to Six Deuce for making this possible. Why don’t you take a break from whatever you’re doing and buy some of their stuff?

Semi-related: In case you haven’t noticed the announcement on the right, our own "Devil Horns" t-shirt is now on sale for 12 bucks. Guaranteed not to fall apart within the first two weeks, or your money back.

(Props: BRadewitz)

Though he became extinct when Zuffa took over the UFC, the giant-fisted Mr. Ultimate had a long run as the UFC’s official mascot. He had a Tito Ortiz-sized head, he enjoyed smashing the world into pieces, and we loved him. Now you can relive those wild pre-Dana days with this throwback t-shirt from Junk Food. Stand next to somebody wearing one of the UFC’s current eyesores, and bask in how much cooler you look by comparison. And while you’re adding the shirt to your Junk Food shopping cart, you might as well buy this and this.

(Props: Cafepress.com/Buffer360 via bismanfightclub.)

Planning on attending UFC 100? If so, we hope you’ve been practicing your Fedor chant. And if you haven’t yet planned your outfit, may we suggest this fetching Obama-inspired Bruce Buffer tee? Rumors of a possible "Buffer 360" at UFC 100 have spread like wildfire over the last few months; if we can hope hard enough and believe boldly enough, then maybe, just maybe, he’ll pull it off. Joe Rogan has claimed that if Buffer lands the full rotation during the event, he’ll shit his pants. What will you do?

(Buy the shirt here. And follow Mr. Buffer on Twitter here.)