16 Mar 2009 14:53:30 PM
(Replicating themselves at a frightening pace.)
Porn actress Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys in Newport Beach, California today, ensuring that Tito Ortiz’s genetic line will march proudly on into the future. If you’re like me, you are now imagining two infants with gigantic heads like their father and vacant, surgically weirded-out eyes like their mother. Adorable.
We already hypothesized that any children to come out of the unholy Ortiz-Jameson union would have the potential to be serious bad-asses, since their father is a world famous fighter and their mother is a world famous fornicator. You just have to imagine that some fights will erupt on the playground once the other kids know enough to make fun of this unique parentage. I mean, I grew up with a kid whose mom was the school lunch lady and he had to defend her honor on more than one occasion.
Now imagine if instead of serving up soggy tater tots in a hair net, your mom was blowing dudes while a midget watched, and the video was readily available on the internet.Read More DIGG THIS