Brittney: if you’re thinking of hurting yourself, call us. We insist.
We didn’t really think much of it when a rumor started going around that Brittney Palmer was on her way out of the UFC. There were some vague Twitter messages of bad luck, and Dana gave her some flack over screwing up which network was broadcasting UFC Live, but surely he wouldn’t just toss her, right?
Well, kids, no official announcement has been made, but we don’t really expect one either. Brittney Palmer is no longer listed as an Octagon Girl. If it turns out that Anonymous did this, we’ll never forgive them. Until then, we’ll mourn for our favorite Octagon Girl (except Ben; he’ll never get over Arianny).
We wish Ms Palmer well in her future, which is suddenly more open for her to concentrate more on her art interests. Come on inside for one more collection of Brittney’s greatest hits, and leave your tearful comments.
Thanks to Tracy Lee/Combat Lifestyle, Omar Gomez Photography, Fighters Only magazine, and any other photographers who we will identify later when they send us a salty email.
** UPDATE ** Brittney’s portrait has mysteriously reappeared on the UFC site, so take from that what you will. No official word about her employment status has been had, but if we see her at the next show, we’ll call it a win. (They still haven’t fixed Chandella’s age, though.)