Paulo Filho

("I came here to catch dreams and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." Photo courtesy of URdirt.com.)

According to a new post on M-1global.com, Strikeforce light-heavyweight champion Gegard Mousasi has confirmed that he will be participating in a title fight at the upcoming "Fedor vs. Rogers" event on November 7th:

Yes, they're referring to steroid-using donkey-man Paulo Filho, who was recently engaged in a war of words with Mousasi. We're hoping that Filho is booked for this fight, because while Sokoudjou has been kicking ass in the highly competitive Super Hulk division, he hasn't beaten a top-level light-heavyweight in two-and-a-half years. (As you might recall, Sokoudjou's last fight at 205 pounds ended in him getting choked out by Strikeforce's previous LHW champion, Renato Sobral.) At least Filho poses a threat on the ground, even if he'd probably get the snot knocked out of him in the standup exchanges. The Reward Hunter most recently took a light-heavyweight tune-up match at last month's Bitetti Combat event, where he won a decision over TUF 1 vet Alex Schoenauer. In other Strikeforce news...

(Even in the artist's rendition nobody shows up for this.)

Behold, the hexagonal cage that will make its debut at Dream.12 on October 25.  Sure, it seems to have geometrical peculiarities that the Octagon doesn’t have, such as the two sides of the fence that are way longer than all the other sides, but at least they had the good sense not to refer to it as The Hex, which is still the most profoundly bad MMA marketing idea this side of The YAMMA.  According to Dream’s announcement, this cage won’t become their go-to surface for all events from now on.  Instead, they plan to hold one special cage event each year, presumably to keep that wrathful God(zilla?) from destroying their island nation.

In addition to their new cage, Dream.12 will supposedly feature fights that are three, five-minute rounds.  Right now they’ve got a pretty sweet lightweight fight between DEEP champ Katsunori Kikuno and Eddie Alvarez, along with a group of “planned participants” that includes Alistair Overeem, Marius Zaromskis, and crazy ass Paulo Filho.  In other words, it could be a pretty solid event if those guys all actually show up.  So why is Dream trying to become a half-assed version of the UFC?

(Murilo "Ninja" Rua wrecks Alex "The Brazilian Killa" Stiebling in 39 seconds. Fight starts at the 0:22 mark. Props to TheGarv. More videos to come...)

BITETTI COMBAT: NORDESTE 4 (9/12; Rio de Janeiro, Brazil)
- Ricardo Arona def. Marvin Eastman via unanimous decision
- Paulo Filho def. Alex Schoenauer via unanimous decision
- Pedro Rizzo def. Jeff Monson via unanimous decision
- Murilo “Ninja” Rua def. Alex Stiebling via KO, 0:39 of round 1
- Milton Viera def. Luciano Azavedo via split decision
- Fabio Maldonado def. Vitor Miranda via unanimous decision
- Glover Texeira def. Leonardo Nascimento via submission (guillotine choke), 3:18 of round 1
- Luis Dutra Jr. def. Henrique Nogueira via TKO, round 1
- Cassiano Tytschyo def. Fausto Black via submission (guillotine choke), round 1
- Alexandre Pimentel def. Luciano “Izzy” Correa via unanimous decision

(Props: CagePotato reader "David D.")

There are some things in this mad, mad world that we'll never fully understand. Like, for example, why the movie Legally Blonde had to be adpated into a musical. Or why UFC play-by-play man Mike Goldberg took a singing role in a low-rent production of that musical. Skip to the 1:59 mark of the above video for Goldie's star turn as the lead character's argyle-socked father. Seriously, WTF? Did Mike lose a fight-picking bet to Joe Rogan? Does he direct community theatre on the weekends, and did the actor who was actually supposed to play the role call in sick that night? Did Guffman ever show up? We need answers, and the Internet is giving us nothing.

(Just like armbarring a bike: Filho emerges from an eight-month hiatus to take out Melvin Manhoef at DREAM.10 last month.)

In all our hand-wringing about the lack of challenges for Gegard Mousasi, we may have overlooked one formerly fearsome recovering addict — and Paulo Filho wants you to know that he will not be ignored. From Tatame.com via WatchKalibRun: