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Hot Potato: 21 Photos of Sexy Tattooed M-1 Global Ring Girl Anzhelika Anderson

All praises be to the UG for uncovering these photos of Anzhelika Anderson, a Russian “tattoo model” who occasionally carries cards for M-1 Global. I know next to nothing about Ms. Anderson’s interests, hobbies, or turn-ons and have been able to dig up even less, but if I were to take a guess, I’d say: tattoos, getting tattoos, and men with tattoos. I hope you are all ok with my blatant stereotyping.

Check out 20 more of our favorite photos of Anzhelika in the gallery after the jump, then head over to her Instagram page for many, many more.

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Hot Potatoes: Meet the UFC’s Newest Latin American Ring Girls [20 Photos]

Earlier this week, the UFC announced that, in addition to their ever-growing roster of octagon girls in the United States, Brazil, the United Kingdom, Asia, and Australia, 2009 Miss Earth contestant Jamillette Gaxiola and Costa Rican model Betzy Montero will be signing on as the UFC’s official Latin American ring girls. This is no doubt meant to tie in with the upcoming season of TUF Latin America and UFC 180, which will mark the UFC’s first ever trip to Mexico, as well as the promotion’s plans to visit Puerto Rico in 2015. When reached for comment about the new ring girls, Fabricio Werdum was strangely silent.

More octagon girls is something we can always get behind (Hiyo!), so check out our favorite photos of Jamillette and Betzy in the gallery after the jump.

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Gallery: Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Heat Up the Fitness Gurls 2014 Swimsuit Issue

So Arianny Celeste and that chick who kind of looks like Brittney Palmer were recently photographed as part of the Fitness Gurls 2014 Swimsuit Issue, which hit newsstands yesterday. I would highly recommend you check out the photos, but then again, when has my opinion ever swayed any of you Taters from doing anything? No respect, no respect I tells ya…

Check out our favorite photos of Celeste and Palmer in the gallery after the jump, and head over at FitnessGurls.com to see their full spreads (heh).

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Hot Potato: 14 More Photos of Stunning WSOF Card Carrier Jessica Sutton

Back by popular demand is World Series of Fighting ring girl Jessica Sutton, an Elk Township, New Jersey native who has been featured in Maxim, Babes of MMA, and Busted Coverage and now makes her triumphant return to our Hot Potato gallery.

A four-year cross-country track star throughout high school, Jessica has been keeping busy ever since moving to Las Vegas. Aside from getting her license in cosmetology, Jessica is now the host of her own home improvement show on Youtube, “The Real Tool Time”, where she “tackles the transformation of her home in Las Vegas, documenting the challenges of demolition work, laying tile down, creating a workshop, wiring lighting and electrical – taking on home improvement projects that every good homeowner should.”

Wait, so she’s not only a smokin’ hot ring girl, but a Home Improvement fan *and* someone who knows her way around a reciprocating saw? DIBS, YOU GUYS.

Check out some of Jessica’s latest photos above from photographer Brian B. Hayes, follow her on Twitter, and be sure to look for her in action at WSOF 9: Carl vs. Palhares on March 29th.

-J. Jones

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Squirting on Camera: The 10 Creepiest Lines Jesse Holland Has Ever Written About Brittney Palmer

If you’re not familiar with MMAMania’s Jesse Holland, well, he’s kind of like the Gene Shalit or Pete Hammond of MMA writing, in that he specializes in pun-ridden “articles” with upworthy headlines that are usually bereft of any intellectual or comedic value whatsoever. I realize the irony in saying this just a day after writing an article composed mainly of dog gifs, but there’s a fine line between intentional absurdity and plain corniness (or creepiness) and Mr. Holland has dragged his ass along that line under the false guise of “MMA reporting” for far too long.

You see, when Jesse isn’t cramming as much loathsome and nonsensical puns into an article as humanely possible — puns like “Jugs, not drugs” (while discussing Miesha Tate’s breasts) or “cuckoo for Cuoco’s puffs” (on the Henry Cavill/Gina Carano split) — he’s probably penning alliteration-heavy headlines using sickening, pornography-based puns to lure in the middle school troglodytes who actually find his material humorous. He’s the Peeping Tom version of Eric Holden, essentially, but with a semi-respectable publication to back his self-masturbatory musings.

In any case, one of Mr. Holland’s favorite subjects to cover is that of UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer (or should I say, Brittney Palm-Her), who you might have heard hosts a web series called “Hot & Slow,” which itself is an incredibly lame pun. After reading Jesse’s most recent gag-inducing headline, “Brittney Palmer squirting on camera during FOX ‘Slow & Hot’ painting webisode” we (I) decided that someone had to put an end to his click-baiting agenda or at least call him out on it. Because while CagePotato may be a website that is 50% ring girl galleries and and 50% MMA reporting (okay, 60-40), we at least grant our readers the common courtesy of occasional subtlety.

So join us after the jump as we take a look back at 10 of the creepiest lines Holland has written about Brittney Palmer in the hopes that he will end this MMA charade and just get a job with OMG! Insider already.

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Hot Potato: 11 Photos of One FC’s Newest *Newest* Ring Girl, Mila G.

I think I’ve started to notice a pattern amongst ONE FC ring girls — mainly, that most of them are smokin’ hot brunettes who refuse to reveal their last names. First came Maya T., and now, ONE FC has snatched up Japanese-born model Mila G. to carry cards for the organization. Word was passed along earlier today that Mila G. will be making her ring girl debut in March, so let’s cross our fingers and hope that she has a better go of things than Kristina Sprague.

According to her website, Mila is a “cheerful challenger” (?) who has landed gigs on such mainstream shows as ”Green Arrow”, “True Justice”, “Bates Motel”, and “Continuum.”  Additionally, Mila enjoys sharing her knowledge and daily updates with fans through her blog and “loves reading inspiring quotes everyday.” I’m learning so much right now, you guys. Check out 11 of Mila’s best photos in the gallery above, then make sure to send her some love on Twitter or through her website.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: 13 Photos of ONE FC’s Hottest New Ring Girl, Maya T

Singapore-based promotion One FC might not have the most stacked rosters or big-name fighters to boast (except for Alain Ngalani, of course) but they are in a league of their own when it comes to spotting ring girl talent, and I’m not just saying that because of my well-documented Asian fetish. We’ve already devoted Hot Potato galleries to One FC ring girls Felixia Yeap and Park Si Hyun, and now, the promotion has recently announced the addition of fitness model Maya T to their roster. Therefore, we must now document Maya’s history of hotness in vivid detail, as is tradition.

According to her interview with FHM, Maya likes men who work out regularly, hates men with smelly feet (Ed note: opposing ideologies much?), and sleeps in a t-shirt and underwear. Excuse me while I pick these pieces of my brain off the floor. Check out the best photos of Maya the internet has to offer after the jump, and for more pictures/updates on One FC’s newest standout, head over to her Twitter page.

-J. Jones

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Obligatory Brittney Palmer Lingerie Photoshoot Post

The lack of fucks we give about whatever UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer has had done to her mouth/face region can simply not be overstated (understated?). Criticizing her “duck lip” or “Joan Rivers face” — as the surely Derek Zoolander-looking members of MMA forums near and far have described it — is akin to chastising a star for shining too brightly, an Arby’s sandwich for being paired with too much Au Jus. Did Palmer necessarily require (in our eyes, at least) whatever treatment she underwent? No, but we’d still yadda yadda dicks through broken glass yadda yadda hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

We have no idea what magazine/calendar/website Ms. Palmer was recently photographed in her undies for, but again, we give less fucks about that information than Rick Grimes in the third season of The Walking Dead. So enjoy this video. Enjoy it, then start preparing that mile of broken glass to commence said dick dragging.

-J. Jones

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[VIDEO] So We Guess We Should Post This BTS Video of Arianny Celeste’s 2014 Calendar Shoot, Right?

Bad news, Potato Nation. According to our research, it has been at least 4 days since we’ve posted anything remotely spank-worthy on our site (unless Miesha Tate in jorts really does it for you). As such, our evil, robotic overlords forgiving, kind-hearted supervisors have informed us that if we want to continue enjoying Stir-Friday and Jameson-sponsored-skydiving-Tuesdays here at CP, we best get with the titties. Apparently the occasional Darrill Schoonover post just doesn’t cut it anymore.

So that brings us to the above behind-the-scenes video of Arianny Celeste’s 2014 calendar shoot. We’re not sure if anyone honestly purchases calendars anymore, but what the hell? It’ll provide a few of you with a temporary escape from your jobs that certainly suck more than ours and the rest of you with a chance to act like you totally wouldn’t hit that, so enjoy.

Five bucks out of my wallet goes to the commenter who can make the best “Who would want to be behind Arianny’s scenes?” joke or alternate version thereof.

-J. Jones

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Hot Potato: 10 Photos of WCFC Ring Girl Lauren Monday, a.k.a “ALL CAPS GIRL”

Now *this* is what we love about having a website that is seen by thousands of people on a daily basis. Just yesterday, Danga took note of a particularly stunning ring girl who popped up during the resin-filled nightmare that was the WAR MMA behind-the-scenes footage, eloquently noting “MY GOD DAT GIRL ON THE RIGHT.” Truly a wordsmith, dat Danga.

Anyway, less than 24 hours later, we received a tweet from QuestionableStoppage identifying “all caps girl” as West Coast Fighting Championship ring girl Lauren Monday, a 21 year-old, Sacramento based model who hopes to one day grace the pages of Sports Illustrated and possibly Victoria’s Secret according to her ModelMayhem page. Reach for the stars, Lauren. Reach for the stars.

Check out our favorite photos of Ms. London in the gallery after the jump, then swing by her Facebook page and/or follow her on Twitter for more videos and pictures, then make sure to visit QuestionableStoppage for all your ring girl and local fight needs.

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