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As promised, here's the video of what some are calling the "submission of the decade" — Toby Imada's come-from-behind upset victory over Jorge Masvidal at Friday's Bellator event via inverted mid-air triangle-choke. Enjoy it, because you may not see something like this ever again.

Before he was damn-near-killing people in the WEC, #6-ranked featherweight Jose Aldo was doing it in small Brazilian shows. We just came across this video of Aldo's fourth pro fight against Aritano Barbosa; watch as Aldo puts Barbosa's lights out with a knee (see also: Aldo vs. Rolando Perez at WEC 39), jackhammer-punches him for a while, then ends the fight with some of the most brutal soccer kicks in MMA history. Hardcore, brah.

Below: Fightlinker dug up this video of a girl-on-guy vale tudo match, if you're into that sort of thing. The fight starts off with the dude clearly taking it easy on the little lady — and wouldn't you know, he winds up paying for it at the end. And therein lies the Catch 22 of fighting a woman: If you go 100% and smash her, you're an asshole. If you half-ass it and get armbarred, you're a pussy. And my God, look at the guy's face at the 3:03 mark. I don't even let my own girlfriend beat me like that.

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As mentioned yesterday, War Machine won his bout against the previously-undefeated Guillaume De Lorenzi at Friday night's XMMA 7 event, ending the fight with a rear-naked choke after some back-and-forth grappling — which is also how he defeated Darren Zatkow in Spetember 2007. Luckily, he didn't get probation for this one. Score!

CagePotato readers Jeb R. and Jamie sent in the above footage of Bob "Boooooooo!" Reilly's press conference from Friday, in which the New York Assemblyman compared MMA to prostitution, argued that the sport would actually be economically harmful to the state, and claimed that it would breed more violence in society. All incredibly valid points from a well-informed, not-at-all-senile government official. (Reilly also says that he could fill the Pepsi Arena for a dogfight, which, if that's true, he might consider leaving the bureaucracy field for the more glamorous and lucrative world of fight promotion.) It's one thing to read about this joker on our website; it's quite another to hear these specious non-arguments come out of his mouth. Again, sign our petition if you haven't yet for some reason, and if you can keep your emotions in check and your arguments high-minded, feel free to get in touch.

Below: Randy Couture's son Ryan increased his amateur MMA record to 2-0 on February 15th with this second-round submission victory over fellow lightweight Art Martinez at a Tuff-N-Uff event in Las Vegas; the fight starts at the 3:48 mark. Watch as Couture almost locks in a triangle in the first round, then an armbar, but Martinez manages to survive until the bell. (Damn those two-minute rounds.) It's all good, though — Couture immediately takes advantage of some bad positioning by Martinez in the second frame, and it's tap or nap.

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After the jump: UFC announcer Mike Goldberg unwinds after Saturday's show by working some Muay Thai combos with a training partner. In a crowded bar.

(Diego will try anything to get to 155.  Anything.)

With UFC 95 (which we’ll be liveblogging) just a day away, we took some time to berate one another regarding some of the more pressing issues surrounding the UFC’s trip to London.  Okay, so there’s essentially no main event here, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still have some fun with a night of free fights on Spike.  Plus, there are Chael Sonnen’s ridiculous claims to discuss, and so much more…

What are Diego Sanchez's chances as a lightweight contender? Who has the skills to beat him?

BG: His chances are freakin' excellent. Sanchez was already the fifth best welterweight in the UFC by my count (after GSP, Alves, Fitch, and Koscheck), and he's looked incredibly dangerous in his last two wins over David Bielkheden and Luigi Fioravanti. I was particularly surprised to hear that he was dropping to lightweight because it seemed like he was gathering steam for a title shot at welterweight. Think about it: Fitch and Kos have already been dominated by St. Pierre, and if Alves can't beat the champ this summer, who else is ready?