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Bodog Fight may have been a cracker-jack operation run by (alleged) criminals, but their ring girls were freakin' amazing. We just stumbled across their old series of MMA instructional clips, in which the Bodog Girls acted as lovely assistants to professional fighters. First up is Matt Thorpe, who teaches the chest-to-chest sweep. ("Nice job, ladies," indeed.) Check out the rest of the series below, where Kultar "Black Mamba" Gill takes us through the very sensual north-south triangle, Daniel Puder demonstrates an armbar from guard, and Chael Sonnen submits a model via rear-naked choke.

(Props: fightface.blogspot.com)

It's the start of another month, which means it's time to check out the latest highlight reel from Facey. The March '09 edition features Matt Hamill's thunderous head-kick KO of Mark Munoz, David Gardner's "Hello Japan!" epic fail, Shane Carwin's triumph over Gabriel Gonzaga (watch the inset to see proof that Carwin's victims always fall into an Indian-style sitting position), Jose Aldo's latest destruction, King Mo body-slamming another Asian, the Jackson/Jardine war, Mike Brown's first title defense, and more. Great stuff, as always.

Below: lookoutawhale's new installment of the "Riddum Revenge" series, a short but sweet tribute to George St. Pierre's superman punch.

(Props: TheGarv)

If you missed the UFC's video tribute to Charles "Mask" Lewis during UFC Fight Night: Condit vs. Kampmann, check it out after the jump.

(Worst Affliction t-shirt ever?  Or best Slash t-shirt ever?)

Following his dismal performance at UFC 92 and subsequent release from the UFC (at his request, which is like telling your boss you quit immediately after he’s discovered that you’ve been stealing), Dean Lister is headed back where he belongs: grappling tournaments.  Lister will be back at the Abu Dhabi's and word has it that he's angling for a move up in weight to take on Fedor Emelianenko, who's expected to enter this year.

On one hand, it’s good to see Lister back in his element.  As great a submissions fighter as he is, he’s not much of an MMA fighter at this point.  He tried to pull guard on Yushin Okami for three rounds and got a chorus of boos for his trouble.  He then apologized to his fans while reminding us that he could kick all of our asses, just in case you were in any danger of feeling sympathy for him.

But Lister is a middleweight.  Fedor is a heavyweight.  Even if he weren't also one of the best fighters on the planet, the weight difference is already a huge advantage.  But would it be pretty awesome to see Fedor in a pure grappling match against one of America’s best pure grapplers?  It would.  He tapped out his brother with no problem, but "The Boogeyman" has a significantly better grappling resume.  He is also free of blood-borne diseases (sorry, had to do it).

Regardless, a Fedor/Lister grappling match has the potential to get even the more casual MMA viewers slightly interested in the Abu Dhabi's.  And that's without the brutal violence of MMA, Bob Reilly.  What now?

(Props: Caposa3 via "CRE" on the UG)

Less than three full months into 2009, and we've already seen some of the most creative submissions and brutal KOs in recent memory; this new highlight comp collects the best of them. Between the slo-mo footage and understated, ambient soundtrack, moments like Demian Maia's triangle choke of Chael Sonnen (1:17-1:47) and Nate Marquardt's devastation of Wilson Gouveia (3:46-4:02) seem even more epic. Enjoy. 

 
Our highlight-video-making buddy Facey has launched a new site called FightFace, where he'll be compiling the best MMA moments of every month into a single convenient clip. As far as source material is concerned, it doesn't get much better than December 2008, which is the subject of Facey's first installment. See above for the craziest stoppages from the TUF 8 finale, UFC's "Fight for the Troops," WEC 37, UFC 92, and Fields Dynamite!! 2008. It's an awesome project so keep your eye on it and show some support.

Also: If you don't think it's too early in the day to watch bikini-clad chicks gyrate at an MMA ring girl competition, you may want to watch the clip after the jump.