14 Dec 2009 14:53:08 PM
As part of our continuing effort to please our illiterate fanbase while simultaneously infuriating those of you who read Cage Potato in quiet work environments, we present "The MMA Minute." It’s a brief rundown of the weekend that was in mixed martial arts, telling you nothing you didn’t already know if you actually watched the fights, but telling you that nothing in the wry, almost witty manner you’ve come to expect from this site. Think of it as a minute and forty-five seconds of your life that you’ll never get back. Ever.
Also, there’s a cat in it, though any resemblance that cat may have to the one that went missing from the house down the street from mine is purely incidental. That little girl can cry and put up all the posters she wants, it’s not going to change my position on the matter.