UFC 99 liveblog

('All I do is drink one shake for breakfast, another for lunch, then follow up with sensible dinner.  Many thanks, Nutrisystem.  If Wanderlei can do it, anyone can do it!'  Photo courtesy of Combat Lifestyle.)

Wie geht’s, Potato Nation?  You ready to see the nation of Germany get its collective mind blown when they realize, with some measure of disappointment, that the UFC is not a bare-knuckle brawl to the death?  I'm looking forward to it almost as much as I’m looking forward to seeing Cro Cop get his head kick on once again, while Wanderlei Silva and Rich Franklin battle for relevance in the UFC’s highly competitive catchweight divison.  We’re going to get started any minute now, so remember to hit refresh every so often to keep your ass current.