(Wandy and Rich can’t even get an open workout in without being bothered by this crap.)

Oh, Germany.  Your fashion sense and taste in music aren’t the only things that often trend about a decade behind the United States.  Your media coverage of the first German UFC event this weekend is equally outdated, raising all the same arguments and accusations that our media did back in the dark days of MMA.  The only difference is, when our media blasted the UFC for putting on brutal, bare-knuckled brawls with a dearth of rules to protect the competitors, it was actually true.