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Cain Velasquez is a man of few words.  Like, very few.  Maybe no more than fifteen or twenty throughout this entire six-minute video blog.  Actually, that's not completely true.  He does a phone interview at the end and it really jacks up his word count, but those of us who have done writing jobs where we get paid by the word know that trick.  You just go back through and add 'that' or 'just' to every sentence, and before you know it you made yourself an extra thirty bucks. 

Really, all we learn about Cain here is that AKA is a non-stop ball-bust-a-thon when Josh Koscheck and Jon Fitch around, he likes to train while listening to the Mexican radio station, and he has an infant daughter who he appears to love.  Looks like you're going to have to do the talking on this one, Ben Rothwell...

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Ah, the leg kick leg break.  It’s the most sickening injury in all of MMA, and yet it has absolutely nothing to do with the so-called brutality of the sport.  It’s just bad luck, really, though when it happens it’s pretty much guaranteed that you’re going to feel a little sick from watching it.  Even the fighter in this video who doesn’t suffer a broken leg seems like he’s going to need therapy to get over this.  So why are we showing it to you if we’re so bothered by it?  Mostly because we feel that if we keep something horrible to ourselves, there’s no one to commiserate with.  Enjoy your nightmares.

Now on to some fun stuff...

Not to be outdone by the Cris “Cyborg” Santos chokeout video that made the internet rounds last week, Gina Carano has answered back by choking out the dude from the “Sports Science” shows, who acts like a complete pussy about the whole thing.  Look man, going to sleep for a few seconds and waking up nestled upon Gina’s bosom is really not a bad day at the office.  In fact, if you gave us two hours we could probably find someone willing to pay for that privilege, and they’d probably be only marginally creepier than you.  And can we also try not to act so surprised that Carano can break a dummy's ribs with her punches?  She's a professional fighter.  That's how a girl eat.

After the jump, Fight Magazine interviews Diego Sanchez after his victory over Clay Guida and they experience first-hand his disarmingly sincere intensity.  That guy’s one of a kind.

(So you wanna be an Ultimate Fighter?  A UFC retrospective by CP reader B.J.)

- Lee Murray tried to break out of prison...unsuccessfully. (Fighters Only)

- Fox ignoring Jay Glazer's pleas for more MMA coverage. (USA Today)

- Watch Mike Swick screw around in Germany. (MMA Mania)

- Dan Hardy and Marcus Davis share a tense elevator ride. (Cage Writer)

- Could Tito Ortiz be coming back to the UFC someday? (MMA Fanhouse)

- Gina Carano and "Cyborg" Santos will fight five-minute rounds. (MMA Junkie)

- Examining the Fight! Magazine "Power 20" in MMA. (MMA Payout)

- Thiago Alves guarantees a KO against GSP. (Ask Men)

- Hilariously illustrated UFC 99 predictions from Lil Calvin. (Asylum)

- Wanderlei Silva looks straight-up ripped at 195. (UG)

- Someone finally puts boobs in perspective. (Holy Taco)

- The best everyman fight outfits in the history of film. (Screen Junkies)

- Fall a little bit in love with this cute NASCAR reporter. (All Left Turns)

- Old lady tazed by cop. (Nothing Toxic)

(Props: MMA Payout)

Despite his decision victory over Dan Miller at UFC 98, Chael Sonnen must be a little worried about getting dropped from the UFC again because he decided to dedicate a little video time to kissing as much of Dana White’s ass as he can possibly get his lips on inside of four and a half minutes.  Seriously, does Sonnen think a video asserting his almost cult-like loyalty to the UFC is going to save his ass if he loses a couple fights?  Because it won't, dude.  Dana will still drop you like a bad Pinkberry if it seems convenient.

It’s one thing to thank your employer for the paycheck, but Sonnen stops just short of declaring himself an indentured servant to the UFC.  The fact that they’ve already fired him once and will almost certainly do it again at some point in the future?  Doesn’t even matter to Sonnen, because that cell phone in his pocket and soda in his fridge wouldn’t even be there if not for the genius of Dana White.  If only the UFC prez would hurry up and write that book on business that Chael can’t wait to read.  Maybe somebody should tell him that Warren Buffett kind of already has written a book on business.  On second thought, nah, let's leave him with his illusions.