14 Dec 2008 09:04:12 AM
(Shhh…go to sleep. Gif thanks to Smoogy on the UG.)
Dave Kaplan is officially the luckiest son of a bitch on last night’s Ultimate Finale card. For getting his ass handed to him by Junie Browning in the evening’s first televised bout he received a $25,000 bonus for “Fight of the Night,” as did Browning.
Not that it was a bad fight by any means, but neither was it exhilarating or even all that competitive, unless Dana White is really that impressed by a guy willing to keep trying the same straight foot lock that only works on BJJ blue belts and Tim Sylvia. If you ask me (and you kind of did, by virtue of coming to this website and reading this far, sucker), White wanted to reward Browning for showing up and appearing to have his shit together, and Kaplan’s pockets got fatter just by being in the way. As long as the check clears, “Diamond” Dave can’t complain.
The Knockout of the Night bonus obviously went to Anthony “Rumble” Johnson for putting his shin across Kevin Burns’ jaw and reminding us all that sleep truly is the cousin of death.
Krzysztof Soszynski (K-Sos to the Potato Nation) pocketed 25 grand for Submission of the Night after wrenching Shane Primm’s shoulder all out of shape.
Full disclosed payouts and analysis of said payouts from last night’s event are after the jump. Won’t you join us?Read More DIGG THIS