(I know this picture has nothing to do with MMA. Still, it amuses me.)
— Our latest caption contest produced over a hundred new variations of “Kevin Federline sucks.” Well done.
— Bob Meyrowitz dodged our questions, much like the fighters of YAMMA will have to dodge the laser-firing sharks in his Mystery Pit.
— A female member of the Gracie clan was discovered. Bonus: She’s hot!
— We scored our first celebrity endorsement, who provided us with the greatest slogan in history.
— The UFC has more cases than Howie Mandel.
— Frank Shamrock stopped by, and revealed that he’ll be retiring in 2018. We’ll start planning the party.
— Tickets to UFC 83 were going, going, gone. Hey, we didn’t want to be there anyway. :’ (
— Some fighters are even dumber than they look.
— The Potato Nation proved their allegiance, rising up when a misguided, microphallic BloodyElbow fan named “MrTypo” wandered in and threatened to unbookmark us from his web browser. Somehow, MrTypo found his way back to this site even without the bookmark. For that sir, you deserve our undying admiration. Now get the fuck out of here and never come back.
As for the rest of you: Have a bomb-ass weekend, and make sure to swing by on Sunday for our exclusive interview with MMA Super-Agent Ken Pavia, and next week for more guaranteed insanity.