MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Take a Look at the Welterweight Version of Sexyama


(I have come for your women.) 

As promised, Yoshiro Akiyama has already completed his transformation to 170 pounds, and besides looking a little gaunt in the face, it’s safe to say that he has taken this “Sexyama” thing to a whole ‘notha level. I mean, first the music video and now this? You are making it increasingly difficult for the rest of the male population to get laid, Mr. Akiyama.

Below, we have Akiyama’s weigh in photo leading into his UFC debut match against Alan Belcher as a basis for comparison, courtesy of mmajunkie.com.

Still sexy, but in hindsight it does appear that he was carrying a couple extra lbs around. Hopefully the drop to 170 will turn Akiyama’s career around, or at least help improve his cardio, which has been a huge factor in his losses to Michael Bisping and Chris Leben.

There are few arguing that the cut was necessary; the Japanese born fighter hasn’t tasted victory in the octagon since his controversial split decision victory over Belcher back at UFC 100 and was most recently knocked out by Vitor Belfort in their middleweight scrap at UFC 133. One more loss and you have to imagine that would be it for Akiyama’s UFC career, but then again, stranger things have happened.

No word yet on whether or not Akiyama plans on using his new set of abs as a distraction method in his next fight, because those things are making even this post tough to write. Someone’s clearly been stocking up on the Ab Ripper X tapes.

-Danga

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Todd M- November 3, 2011 at 10:23 pm
That picture looks to me like he is losing weight in the wrong places, his neck and traps are gone but his chest looks as big as it always did, this ain't a bench pressing comp Sexy.
KarmaAteMyCat- November 3, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I dunno man but they are among us!!!
smellypiratehooker- November 3, 2011 at 5:59 pm
*realtalk*
smellypiratehooker- November 3, 2011 at 5:03 pm
@karma
perfectly fine, I read it wrong. This fella upstairs^^ is a breed of troll though that I don't come across often. Reason and logic is ineffective aginst these types. After reading some other comments and derogatory language, smite all this realguys comments. Just curious, who all does wield the " hand of god".
KarmaAteMyCat- November 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm
@Smelly
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I ment everyone as a whole when i said "You guys". Yes I do get a lot of Flack Danga and I are brothers in arms in that aspect. However theres a fine line and it has to be drawn and you know what the line is pretty hard to cross with me seeing as I enjoy a good troll so think about it really....I know you are never nasty or atleast I've never seen a comment from you that was so I apologize if I insinuated thus.
KarmaAteMyCat- November 3, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Aww sounds like the troll got put out there for what he is? Whats wrong did someone take away your puppy and give you a spanking? I am to bitch as you are to witty see what I did there? Skeletor the site is heavily moderated Admins are always on and commenting I don't need to taddle, but Yes I did.
smellypiratehooker- November 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm
@ Karma
First off I don't say nasty stuff just for the sake of getting people roused up so I don't inspire you. Second, that (shit has to be handled) how's that working for you? I got nothing against you but you get more flak on here then anyone( Danga probable a close second undeservedly). Most people realize at a young age that if you let shit bother you i.e respond back to nonsence or in CP or mike Russell or whoevers case delete there coment, then there just gonna keep it coming cause that's there intention.
RealTalk123- November 3, 2011 at 4:45 pm
its funny how CP will post my email address publicly but will delete my comments and continue to ruin this site. Fuck you all, you unprofessional douchebags. youll never be a legitimate site.
KARMA is a bitch we all know that. EVERY guy on TUF would smash him and he will never make it. hes just butthurt by that and loves calling people haters
skeletor- November 3, 2011 at 4:39 pm
So.... Karma, your comments would lead me to believe you ran and told?
KarmaAteMyCat- November 3, 2011 at 4:09 pm
@SmellyPirate;
It wasn't about Cagepotato Specifically and it was bullshitery creepy stalkerish bullshittery. I am all about the Trolling you guys inspire me Honest to god but when people cross a fine line and you know when that lines been crossed shit has to be handled.
JCTUDELA- November 3, 2011 at 3:31 pm
He is going to murder at 170!.......hopfully
bescaredhomie- November 3, 2011 at 3:00 pm
as an honest man, and without homo intended, i must say....i've seen better.
smellypiratehooker- November 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm
@ CP
See now, if you keep deleting every fucko that posts something prickish about you guys then there gonna get all " fundimental extremeist" on you and post even more plus there numbers will most likely increase just cause it gives them the attention that there dad's never did. Many people have already read it and if they have a clue, aren't bothered by it. Plus, people( like myself) sometimes call them out on there bullshitery.
KarmaAteMyCat- November 3, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Yeah only one real Karma here the others wont be visiting anytime soon That said. Bandy13 I am fighting at CFX 17 in Plymouth on Nov 19th.
skeletor- November 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm
He did delete the earlier fake Karma post. He has posted my email on the site and deleted my asshole remarks about Ryan Jimmo. That being said, I have said a ton of ignorant shit and am still here to post.
Duh Ogre- November 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm
" this will be deleted in 5 mins by pussies" That was posted at 01:11. Still here. Maybe he meant 5 hours?
BlodyVag- November 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm
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Me likey- November 3, 2011 at 1:07 pm
he had no cardio at 185. he had better come with some at 170 or he won't stay there long either.
danomite- November 3, 2011 at 11:48 am
he looks sickly to me. Like macready said, no neck. It looks like he lost way more than he needed to. Was this a dry run at a weight cut? I would expect him to maybe look like this at a weigh in but not just walking around. He looks only slightly healthier than James Irvin did at middleweight.
SnackDaddy- November 3, 2011 at 11:39 am
I didn't think Akiyama was a small middleweight. I actually thought he was on the bigger side. His dropping down to welterweight is just nuts. I don't think he's gonna anymore success now then he did before. He lacks mental toughness. Halfway through the fight he just loses all motivation and bad intention which is needed to end fights.
RSparrow- November 3, 2011 at 11:38 am
@Danga
Fine, just admit you wrote this statement with Beyonce Pandora playing full blast. "No word yet on whether or not Akiyama plans on using his new set of abs as a distraction method in his next fight, because those things are making even this post tough to write"
DangadaDang- November 3, 2011 at 11:29 am
@ Sparrow
hxxp://www.cagepotato.com/gallery-16-gifs-of-georges-st-pierre-being-awesome/

And I'm about the least sensitive person you'll ever meet. Bring on that hateraid, brah. *insert slightly homosexual winky face*
Clyde- November 3, 2011 at 11:24 am
I thought it should have been "your women have come for me... twice"
RSparrow- November 3, 2011 at 11:24 am
@Danga, Where's his joke at? Awww you're even sensitive like one too... Throw on some BPM, you'll feel better. :)
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