MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Talking [Expletive] With Dana White, Josh Koscheck, Shonie Carter, and More


(Koscheck/Sanchez 3 will happen when Kos allows it to happen.)

People don’t stop running their mouths just because it’s the weekend. Here’s what you may have missed…

Dana White on haters: “All I have to say about that is don’t ever (expletive) doubt us. All these (expletive) idiots out there that like to talk (expletive) and (expletive) don’t ever doubt us, man. Don’t ever, ever doubt us.”

Josh Koscheck on Diego Sanchez: “I think I’m in his head. He’s only been thinking and focusing about me for the last year. It’s actually kind of nice. He’s in the same shoes I was after The Ultimate Fighter. For two straight years I woke up every morning hating Diego Sanchez.”

Rich Franklin on his future title prospects: “Realistically, another fight with Anderson wouldn’t be that interesting for fans.”

Dana White on stock car racing: “You come over to my house this weekend and we kick back and watch TV. We put on (expletive) NASCAR. We’re like, ‘Holy (expletive). Look at all the (expletive) people at this race. All those fans and this and that. These guys got television deals and merchandise deals and all this crazy (expletive). You know what? Let’s steal two of their drivers, and let’s start our own (expletive) company. We’ll call it (expletive), you know, GASCAR instead of (expletive) NASCAR.’ That’s how (expletive) stupid it is.”

Joe Lauzon on training with B.J. Penn: “I would much rather be part of the team here than go off and fight B.J. I am looking long term and I don’t think B.J. wants to hang around 155 for very long anyways.”

Hayato Sakurai on unspoken desires: “I have a lot of dreams. I have never been asked and don’t know which one I should tell. I used to have a dream to be a champion. After becoming a champion, I felt my dream was not a dream but just a goal. My dream always turns into a goal. I don’t know what to say.”

Dana White on Gary Shaw: “We’ll see who’s around in five years, me or Gary Shaw. There’s some ego for you. The reality is I know what the (expletive) I’m doing and Gary Shaw doesn’t. If you go and search Gary Shaw and mixed martial arts (on the Internet), this guy was saying five years ago that mixed martial arts was a joke. (He said) it’s not a real sport, these guys are barroom brawlers. Now that fat, bloated (expletive) is running around acting like he loves mixed martial arts.”

Shonie Carter on living with schizophrenia: “Some people just don’t want to believe fat meat greasy. They just hate to know that there are chocolate chips in the vanilla batter.”

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Boneman- March 9, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Is anyone checking to see if Dana White is participating in late night smokers or Type II sparring..?

I swear he gets stupider by the minute!
Anonymous- March 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Gary Shaw is not FAT!
Kimbo's Lice- March 9, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Dude, that Shonie Carter interview is amazing. "I was making rotations around the stations filling out applications with high expectations." LEGEND.
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