MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Tank Abbott Continues His Reign of Dominance…We Think


(Wait, so you mean to tell me that we have to fight indoors? In a ring? Like a bunch of pampered women? Props to MiddleEasy for the find. ) 

Fresh off his decision victory over Scott Ferrozzo at ProElite: Birmingham, Tank Abbott was at it again last night, this time taking on fellow UFC pioneer Kimo Leopold in a match that made the ill-fated special rules bout between Ken Shamrock and James Toney seem like a walk in the park. Fortunately taking place inside an actual building this time — the Avalon in Hollywood, California — the bout featured three, one minute rounds, in which the competitors wore both headgear and some cartoon sized boxing gloves.

But where Tank’s backyard brawl at least had the decency to determine a winner, no such clarity could be provided with last evening’s brawl. Those that were able to stay awake for the “fight”‘s entirety were given no closure as to who won, and likely walked back to their tricked out El Camino’s soaked in Natty Ice and disappointment. But considering that these are the kind of people who willingly paid to see the likes of Coolio, Octomom, Joey Buttafuoco, Tila Tequila, and Jose fucking Canseco square off, all whilst Ron Jeremy strutted his stuff as a ring girl, mind you, it’s hard to imagine that their hopes were ever that high to begin with. Or their IQ’s, for that matter.

As soon as we find video evidence that this blasphemy actually occurred we will be sure to let you know, because this is the kind of hard hitting story that keeps the Potato Nation strong.

-Danga 

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
chzhbb- November 8, 2011 at 11:03 am
Top sex films, top sex sevice,topSex tool for sell that you will like them ,welcome to http://bit.ly/qkDqbZ
MediumRare- November 7, 2011 at 3:53 pm
@smellypiratehooker:
The edit button is a far too advanced a concept for broke-ass, poverty-stricken WordPress.
.
Potato nation can't afford real web developers yet.
ghostboner- November 7, 2011 at 1:29 pm
You provided a link to natty ice at Wal-mart.com. And I clicked on it. Now, seppuku.
Fried Taco- November 7, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I was wondering how you came out of your own nutsack. Actually, I started wondering, but ended up just playing with my own nutsack instead.
smellypiratehooker- November 7, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Why did they get rid of the edit button? did they forget to pay there bill that the...edit button store??
El Guapo- November 7, 2011 at 11:58 am
"He" did originate from mis huevos, not "I".
Who does my son have to blow to get the edit button back?
El Guapo- November 7, 2011 at 11:55 am
^Not me, Fred. I can't possibly go to battle against my own son regardless of how big a doosh(rhymes with WOOSH)he is. I mean, I did originate from my nutsack afterall. I do hope you understand.
DangadaDang- November 7, 2011 at 11:41 am
We got your back Taco.
Fried Taco- November 7, 2011 at 11:35 am
J3T won via bigger pussy.
El Guapo- November 7, 2011 at 11:25 am
Who won between J3t and Octomom?
Fried Taco- November 7, 2011 at 10:26 am
Tank is busy cutting weight to get to 215 so he can fight j3t.
Crap Factory- November 7, 2011 at 10:23 am
Tank, Tank, Tank. When are you going to accept my fight challenge?
CagePotatoMMA