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Tank Abbott Is the Proud Owner of the World’s Worst Toupee [VIDEO]

(Props: Aaron Tru/MMAPrime via MiddleEasy)

Okay. What in the actual fuck is going on on top of Tank Abbott‘s head in this video? And why does Aaron Tru spend a full six-minutes with the man without even mentioning it? We’re supposed to let this Peter Brady-looking monstrosity slide, just because Tank is an old badass who used to mock his opponents’ seizures during the Clinton administration?

Instead of hearing Tank’s opinions about Tito Ortiz, or what he thinks of modern MMA compared to old-school NHB — talk about pitching one down the middle, by the way — here’s what I’d like to know: Is the hair for a movie role or something? And how many nutria had to die in order to sew it together?

And as a final insult, Tru doesn’t even get beat up or drink bodily fluids at the end of the segment. Damn, dude…what’s the point?

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mma4ever- October 27, 2012 at 7:51 pm
He's also a client
PingPong- October 27, 2012 at 3:12 am
Tank is remarkable lucid given his history of both drinking and fighting. Chuck could take a page out of his book.
Mr_Misanthropy- October 26, 2012 at 4:38 pm
This one's for you Mom!
teep- October 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm
I think his toupee looks real, in fact I didn't even know who that was, until you mentioned it. Gold star for Tank - he is going old school for his mop! Nothing but the best, I say.
rngeorgeh- October 26, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Tank's an old school asshole!
MorningwoodII- October 26, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I did like his last statement. It's not about the winning and losing it's about the battle. What's the name of the book he wrote?
MorningwoodII- October 26, 2012 at 1:44 pm
at 2:42 of the video Tanks teeth almost fall out!
angry little feet- October 26, 2012 at 1:41 pm
This is why we haven't seen Brian Bowles lately. Ol Tank killed him and stole his hair.
Fried Taco- October 26, 2012 at 1:12 pm
He's not only the president of the hair club for men...