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Tank Abbott Is the Proud Owner of the World’s Worst Toupee [VIDEO]


(Props: Aaron Tru/MMAPrime via MiddleEasy)

Okay. What in the actual fuck is going on on top of Tank Abbott‘s head in this video? And why does Aaron Tru spend a full six-minutes with the man without even mentioning it? We’re supposed to let this Peter Brady-looking monstrosity slide, just because Tank is an old badass who used to mock his opponents’ seizures during the Clinton administration?

Instead of hearing Tank’s opinions about Tito Ortiz, or what he thinks of modern MMA compared to old-school NHB — talk about pitching one down the middle, by the way — here’s what I’d like to know: Is the hair for a movie role or something? And how many nutria had to die in order to sew it together?

And as a final insult, Tru doesn’t even get beat up or drink bodily fluids at the end of the segment. Damn, dude…what’s the point?

Comments

  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 01:12


    He's not only the president of the hair club for men...
  2. angry little feet Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 01:41


    This is why we haven't seen Brian Bowles lately. Ol Tank killed him and stole his hair.
  3. MorningwoodII Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 01:44


    at 2:42 of the video Tanks teeth almost fall out!
  4. MorningwoodII Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 01:48


    I did like his last statement. It's not about the winning and losing it's about the battle. What's the name of the book he wrote?
  5. rngeorgeh Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 02:06


    Tank's an old school asshole!
  6. teep Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 02:30


    I think his toupee looks real, in fact I didn't even know who that was, until you mentioned it. Gold star for Tank - he is going old school for his mop! Nothing but the best, I say.
  7. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Fri, 10/26/12 - 04:38


    This one's for you Mom!
  8. PingPong Says:

    Sat, 10/27/12 - 03:12


    Tank is remarkable lucid given his history of both drinking and fighting. Chuck could take a page out of his book.
  9. mma4ever Says:

    Sat, 10/27/12 - 07:51


    He's also a client
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    Sun, 12/01/13 - 11:39


    Tank Abbott Is the Proud Owner of the World... Woman of Alien...
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