Tank Abbott Looks Like Shit

Folks, you’re looking at a dead man.

TA2
(If you can’t kick above your own balls without grimacing, maybe being a professional fighter isn’t the best career path for you.)

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(Exhibit B. He’s mugging like his ‘taint just split apart.)

TA4
(Punching makes Tank sleepy.)

TA5
(Classic bro-grab.)

TA1
(And after a hard day of training…)

Wal
(…the big payoff.)

(Thanks Sherdog)

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Erica- February 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm

Turdburgler, your calls are weak.

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tim sylvia's pussy- February 14, 2008 at 2:48 am

http://www.porn.com/

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BIG CHRIS- February 14, 2008 at 12:31 am

That was pretty hilarious....Nice post CP!!

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Sparky- February 13, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Kimbo is gonna fuck him up. And i'm guessing elitexc want to ride the "Kimbo is unstoppable" train for as long as piossible. Hence the shitty opponents. Although i reckon he would still hold his own against more talented foes.

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Chunky- February 13, 2008 at 10:53 pm

Click on name, didnt know how the Website thing worked...

http://img171.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2264305827c95531329dzy3.jpg

Incase no one realised.

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Chunky- February 13, 2008 at 10:52 pm

lol there you go.

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NipGrip- February 13, 2008 at 9:51 pm

I don't know man, I think he's gonna take Kimbo in the first.. ...

....... ..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahah ok I couldn't keep a straight face.

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Wiltzor- February 13, 2008 at 9:42 pm

HAHA one of the funnier series of pictures I've seen recently.

Mugging like his taint just split apart AWESOME. I love you Mr. Potato.

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PotatoHead- February 13, 2008 at 9:25 pm

I wouldn't underestimate Tank or rule him out quite yet. Afterall, he still has two days to whip himself into shape before the big event.

Remember, gentlemen... nobody thought Rocky Balboa had a chance against Clubber Lang... and he shocked the world!!! Well, Kimbo is no Clubber... and Tank would fucking destroy Stallone!

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No1Dad- February 13, 2008 at 8:26 pm

"when is Kimbo gonna face a REAL fighter"

Not for a long time if Gary Shaw's recent comments about the UFC "ruining" Brock Lesnar are anything to go by.

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tim sylvia's pussy- February 13, 2008 at 7:57 pm

haha wow tank is going to get his head knocked off. but i love how everyone kimbo calls out is in their 40's and at least 10 years past their prime. id like to see how he does against someone thats actually somewhat talented.

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tim sylvia's pussy- February 13, 2008 at 7:54 pm

haha wow tank is going to get his head knocked off by kimbo. but i love how everyone kimbo calls out is in there 40's and at least 10 years past there prime. id like to see him fight somebody that actually has some talent

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lolwut- February 13, 2008 at 6:44 pm

Wow if tank wins we r all gonna look like real mcassholes here lol, and also if he wins u should have a "what would tank do" section which will consist mainly of drinking beer and bar brawls.

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pookysdabomb- February 13, 2008 at 6:42 pm

when is Kimbo gonna face a REAL fighter

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D-word- February 13, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Would have been much funnier with a photoshopped beard on that...what ever that creature is.

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notmyname- February 13, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Is it even legal to allow this guy to step in the ring with Kimbo? It's gonna be a bloodbath--if it lasts more than 3 seconds

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Turdburglar- February 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm

He should have hung up the gloves a long time ago. he was a pretty funny commentater though.

awsome article.

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Olie- February 13, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Kimbo WILL kill him.

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Old, Bald and Irish- February 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm

"Tank Abbott Looks Like Shit"

Best. Headline. Ever.

Congrats to Cage Potato for it's outstanding journalistic contributions.

CAGE POTATO: The "Straight-talk Express" of MMA!

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Dana White- February 13, 2008 at 2:39 pm

I'd say Tank takes this 1 easy by rear naked beard choke. But fuckin take is just some fuckin brawler that got his fuckin ass kicked in the UF fuckin C by the real talented fuckin fighters

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Toolman- February 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm

honestly?....Tank has never been pretty. lol

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