For those of you who fall into one of the following categories:
…the following is for you.
(FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE)
This just in: The always colorful, entertaining and unpredictable David “Tank” Abbott will be a special guest on the nationally televised Jimmy Kimmel Live show tonight/Thursday at 12:05 a.m. ET/PT on ABC.
Tank (tankabbott.proelite.com), one of the original Mixed Martial Arts bad boys and most ferocious knockout artists in history, will discuss, among other things, his eagerly anticipated, long-awaited grudge fight with Kimbo Slice (kimboslice.proelite.com) set for Saturday, Feb. 16, at the BankUnited Center at the University of Miami on SHOWTIME.
Other guests Thursday will include reality show star Heidi Montague of the “The Hills.”
The show airs thirty minutes into the broadcasts of “The Tonight Show” and “The Late Show”, hosted by some guys named Jay Leno and David Letterman, respectively. Tank has a lot of experience hamming it up for the camera, so this should be entertaining enough. But what jumped out at you from the press release? Could it have been words like “most ferocious” or “long-awaited grudge match”? That is one spin doctor who will have a lot to answer for in the afterlife. I guess the PR writer isn’t aware that Tank’s pro record is 9-13 – and none of the fights have ever gotten out of the 1st round – and his record in his last 13 bouts is 3-10. “Most ferocious” indeed.
Incidentally, if you decide to check out the entire episode, Heidi Montag is pretty damn hot – even if the press release did misspell her name.