MMA quotes

10. Quinton “Rampage” Jackson

Quote: "When I be losing I be gettin’ my ass whupped. But when I be winnin' I be doing the ass whuppin'!"
Admittedly, Rampage has had enough funny/dumb quotes to fill a book and over 2/3rd of them contain some version of "ass whuppin'". We'll let this well-said overly obvious statement represent the many that he has given us — and the hundreds more that are sure to come.

9. BJ Penn

Quote: "My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs."
We like BJ - and he's a fan favorite - but, Prodigy, a little extra effort would be appreciated when you're fielding questions about your diet. Everyone knows what Atkins is, so if you add the carbs...well, then it's not Atkins at all is it?

8. Wanderlei Silva

Quote: "I want to fuck...I want to fight Chuck, fuck Chuck."
We understand English is not his first language, but if I’m going to be at press conferences and giving recorded interviews, I’m going to at least make sure I’m not saying I want to bone a dude instead of fight him. But maybe that’s just me. I’m not from his country. [Ed. note: Sure, GSP’s accent has led to some hilarious moments, but never did we misconstrue him as wanting to bed Matt Hughes.]