Jason Day

(As if this wasn't humiliating enough, Jason was also forced to pay for his own rape kit. [What, too soon?] Photo courtesy of MMAWeekly.)

— Recent reports have indicated that middleweight Jason Day and welterwight Josh Burkman are the latest fighters to be canned by the UFC. Though Day won his UFC debut against Alan Belcher last April, he then lost back-to-back fights against Michael Bisping and Kendall Grove, both by first-round TKO. Burkman's exit is even less surprising, as his loss to Pete Sell at UFC 90 was his third-straight Octagon defeat. Akihiro Gono was also cut last month after dropping two straight.

— After bumbling regional ref Rick Fike stopped their first fight way too early, lightweights Aaron Riley and Shane Nelson will get another chance to tangle at UFC 101 (August 8th, Philadelphia). Nelson was awarded a TKO victory at UFC 96 after knocking Riley to the mat in the first round, but Riley immediately invoked the "what the fuck is your problem?" rule and the crowd backed him up with chants of "Bullshit!"

(Well, this sure didn't help.  Photo courtesy of UFC.com)

After my meager success at WEC 39, I decided to up my wagers just a little with the hopes of getting my profits into double digits following UFC 96.  The results were…mixed.  Here’s how I did, in case you’re keeping score of my finances at home.

Bet: $50 on Shane Carwin at +140
Result: Won $70 profit
What I Learned: Plenty of you told me I was crazy for betting on a guy who was undefeated against bunch of scrubs.  One of you even claimed Gabriel Gonzaga would have beat Randy Couture if not for a headbutt.  But I went with my gut and profited.  So there.  Who’s the jackass now?  You are.  You’re the jackass.  I’m the guy with an extra seventy bucks in my pocket.  I’ll be at the strip club if you need me.

(Well, at least you and Rude Boy will finally be able to open that taco stand you've been talking about for the last five years. Again, props to CombatLifestyle.)

Though he was successful in his last performance — a split-decision victory over Evan Tanner at the TUF 7 finale last June — Kendall Grove's previous back-to-back losses still seem to be fresh in Dana White's mind. As the UFC prez told USA Today, in regards to Grove's UFC 96 matchup with Jason Day:

It's cool, Dana — we forget about Travis Lutter sometimes, too. Anyway, that's what we call "tough love." Is it possible that DW is suggesting that Da Spyder's job is on the line just to add another hook to Saturday's show, which has very little heat behind it right now? Grove had better win, just in case his boss backs up his words.

Also in the USA Today article, Dana expressed frustration at Keith Jardine's recent comments that he wouldn't fight his friend and teammate Rashad Evans for the UFC's light-heavyweight title if he was given the opportunity:

It is aggravating when team alliances get in the way of compelling matchups (see also: Anderson Silva staying out of the light-heavyweight division because "this belt belongs to Lyoto"), but you can't force people to fight each other. Danny Trejo tried that once, and wound up getting shot in the gut by Ken Shamrock's wife. You just never know how people will react when their backs are against the wall...

("The Athlete" is ready to get back after it.)

- Jason "Dooms" Day has been forced to pull out of his UFC 88 bout with fattie-turned-middleweight Jason Lambert because of a biceps injury, but those of you who are fans of seeing Lambert's man-boobs in the Octagon needn't worry. Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald is stepping in as a replacement for Day, despite the fact that he just went three rounds in a losing effort against Demian Maia at UFC 87. Good move for MacDonald. If you can't win 'em all, the next best way to keep the UFC happy is to fight 'em all, especially when called upon on short notice.

- Poor Nate Quarry just can't catch a break. After coming back from a nearly career-ending back injury only to be forced to chase Kalib Starnes in circles, Quarry has now been sidelined with an eye injury that is strangely not related to fighting. Apparently Quarry was at a party where people were hitting golf balls into the woods -- like you do, just for kicks -- and he accidentally walked into someone's backswing. Despite breaking the Orbital Floor bone in his eye, Quarry is not seriously hurt, though he will be kept out of action for at least a few more months.

- American Top Team coach Andrei Benkei is leaving the squad due to "ideological disagreements" with head coach Ricardo Liborio. Benkei told Tatame that he'll still work with several high profile ATT fighters like Thiago Alves and "Bigfoot" Silva, among others, but it's been reported that Benkei disapproved of the way Liborio was turning ATT into "a big McDonald's" by selling its name to karate gyms. For shame, Ricardo. Karate gyms? That's the MMA gym equivalent of giving hand jobs in the Wal-Mart parking lot. You never need money that badly.

- It's not MMA news, but it's worth mentioning: Sumo wrestling has been rocked by a drug scandal. A totally lame drug scandal. Russian Sumo wrestler (they exist?) Soslan Aleksandrovich Gagloev was arrested for possessing a third of a gram of weed. According to CNN, it's "enough to land him in prison on a diet of forced labor for five years if he's convicted." Five years for a third of a gram in Japan? Nick Diaz should really be informed about that before returning to fight for Dream again.

(Arianny's feeling a little outgunned. Photo courtesy of UFC.com.)

It's at least two fights overdue, but Jason Lambert is finally doing the right thing and dropping to 185 pounds for his next fight, which will take place at UFC 88 (September 6th, Atlanta) against Jason “Dooms” Day. Though he holds impressive wins against Terry Martin, Matt Horwich, Renato "Babalu" Sobral, and Dan Quinn, "The Punisher" has had it rough lately, suffering three KO/TKO losses in his last four fights; he was most recently outslugged by Luis Arthur Cane at UFC 85 in June. It seems likely that the drop to middleweight was a direct order from the UFC, and if he can't make it happen at the lower weight, he'll probably be kissing his contract goodbye. The situation is nearly as desperate for Day, who needs a solid win to prove himself after getting steamrolled by Michael Bisping, also at UFC 85.

Lambert's interesting physique contributed to my most recent Rule of Fight Prediction: If there's a flabby-looking guy fighting a jacked-looking guy, bet against the chubbo. Had I known this before UFC 85, I wouldn't have thrown down on Lambert and Eddie Sanchez, and maybe I wouldn't have had to spend an evening wearing a plastic tank top. (Note: the No Fatties Rule is often trumped by the Nelson Exception.)

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