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Bodog Fight may have been a cracker-jack operation run by (alleged) criminals, but their ring girls were freakin' amazing. We just stumbled across their old series of MMA instructional clips, in which the Bodog Girls acted as lovely assistants to professional fighters. First up is Matt Thorpe, who teaches the chest-to-chest sweep. ("Nice job, ladies," indeed.) Check out the rest of the series below, where Kultar "Black Mamba" Gill takes us through the very sensual north-south triangle, Daniel Puder demonstrates an armbar from guard, and Chael Sonnen submits a model via rear-naked choke.

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This, believe it or not, is an actual ad for Elite XC and Showtime boxing put together by the clever jerks over at Showtime Sports. I like to think that the moment the song "Hits & Chicks" was written, somewhere Glenn Danzig suddenly felt like killing himself, even more than usual, and he didn't know why. I also like to think that after the song was set to this video montage of both hits and chicks, one of the advertising executives at Showtime watched it and said, "I don't know, you think it's too subtle?"

That's when they added the phrase "Jugs and Pugs." Just because they wanted to make sure that they were reaching the all-important 'morons aged 14-54' demographic. And here we were thinking that Elite XC wasn't doing enough to promote this event.

Is it too much to hope that "Busted Ears, Bodacious Boobs" will become Elite XC's new tagline?

(Props: Bloody Elbow)

What better way to get psyched for the weekend: This is the wildest fight by a group of hot girls (okay, a group of hot girls and one brutal fat chick) that I've ever seen. Enjoy, and ask yourself — why is it that whenever girls fight they immediately turn into Lil' Showstoppa?

("Don't let me interrupt, Ladies. I'm just a simple fly on the wall.")

(Her best angle.)

The UFC's relationship with upstart Octagon Girl "Edith Labelle" — a.k.a. Edith Larente, a.k.a. Anabelle — has been made official with a new photo-shoot on UFC.com. Check it out, if you're into that sort of thing.

In other chick-news, MMA Girl Joanne has found a new companion to roll with. A series of videos posted to YouTube yesterday shows her and "Jenny" demonstrating some half-guard techniques. The first part is below, parts two and three are after the jump.