Joe Sun

9. Don Frye

Full pints of 40-year-old ball-sweat have passed through the Predator's Old Glory nut-huggers. Just seems a little disrespectful, that's all.

8. Ken Shamrock

Watching Ken sport these old-schoolers transports us to the time we spotted the 80-year-old next door during one of her "spells." Those are some granny panties we'll never get out of our mind.

7. Rich Franklin

Half badass, half...pink? He earned the right to get his ass handed to him by Anderson Silva. But he was a hit at the post-fight pride parade.