Arnold Schwarzenegger

Here's one of the dudes waiting in line to meet Houston Alexander, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, and Sam Stout at the UFC booth at Saturday's Arnold Classic, a multi-sport athletic competition and fitness convention held in Columbus every year. On the way to the Greater Columbus Convention Center, my West Indian cab driver told me he'd actually caught a glimpse of Arnold himself that morning, coming out of his hotel: "He looked great. He looks about 250, 280 pounds, and he had no wrinkles. The man is 60 years old. My father is 60. He doesn't look like that." I asked him what he thought Arnold's secret was for staying so youthful. "Steroids and buttocks," he said. I think he was trying to say "botox," but he could have just as easily meant "getting tons of ass."

It would not be the last time I spotted this haircut...