Jake O'Brien

('Bones' Jones: Nothing but awesome.)

Between his unstoppable takedowns and wildly unorthodox YouTube-influenced striking, Jon Jones has caught the attention of many UFC fans, who see him as one of the future stars of the light-heavyweight division. And after his one-sided mollywhopping of Stephan Bonnar at UFC 94 in January, he'll be getting another big name to prove himself against. TheGarv has confirmed that Jones will compete next at UFC 100 (July 11th, Las Vegas) where he'll take on former heavyweight Jake O'Brien. Known primarily as a wrestler, O'Brien most recently won a split-decision over Christian Wellisch during his light-heavyweight debut at UFC 94; before signing with the UFC, he racked up a 7-0 record with all wins by first-round T/KO, but he hasn't won a fight by stoppage since August 2006. Jones would certainly seem to have an advantage in the standup, and if he can neutralize O'Brien's wrestling — a very likely scenario — it'll be Jones's fight to win.

In other booking news...

You may have seen the raw footage of this floating around a week or so ago, but here's the edited, minute-and-change version of Rich Franklin battling Wanderlei Silva in Rock/Paper/Scissors. The contest was a special exhibition bout that opened the 2008 Bud Light/USA Rock Paper Scissors League Championships — think "click-clack" for white hipsters — which went down June 21-22 at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. How 'bout Franklin's bitch-scream at 0:41? In a way, I think this video is very similar to how an actual fight between Franklin and Silva would go: Silva would come out strong in the first round, then Franklin would rally in the second before smashing Wandy's scissors with a rock.

Also worth watching:
Countdown to Affliction: Banned (full 30-minute version)
Checking in with Anthony Johnson and Jake O'Brien
Canseco vs. Sikahema (ringside view)
The World's Worst Stripper (Not safe for retinas, eardrums)

You can always count on a local morning radio DJ to give you hard-hitting interviews. Richmond, Virginia's "Morning Sludge" on Y101 (new rock!) has done it here with an exclusive Dana White interview the day before UFC 86. It doesn't take long before they begin talking Affliction, and White rips right into them for selling "fucking t-shirts for a living."

The radio host, however, seems more bothered by the people "in the club" who wear Affliction gear and inevitably end up "c-blocking" him. Our condolences, sir.

Other highlights of the interview include Dana White saying that the internet is "where the pussies live" and claiming that the UFC has been in business for twenty years. So, it began in 1988? I had no idea.

In other radio news, Ariel Helwani and I interviewed Jake O'Brien on MMA Rated Radio to talk about his upcoming bout against Cain Velasquez, and let's just say that the outcome was...uncomfortable. I don't know if he just didn't want to do the interview or if O'Brien is some kind of narcoleptic, but it was certainly unique. Give it a listen and bask in the awkwardness.

(Jake O'Brien: Too boring for the UFC? Photo courtesy of UFC.com)

— The debut of Strikeforce on NBC on Saturday night was hindered by a lack of participation by major NBC affiliates. In Houston, Without a Trace aired in the timeslot Strikeforce was supposed to have; in New York there was just a black screen for 30 minutes. Steve Sievert reports that Strikeforce purchased the late night/early morning timeslot from NBC, meaning the show is closer to an infomercial than a network sports broadcast. Hopefully it'll help harvest some new fans for Strikeforce, because the March 29th Showtime broadcast of "Shamrock vs. Le" only pulled in a 1.2 rating (287,00 viewers), which is lower than Showtime's viewership for "Street Certified" (1.9) and Shamrock's previous two headlining fights against Cesar Gracie and Phil Baroni (1.6, 1.7). If you missed Strikeforce on NBC's premiere, click here.

— Following the first loss in his eleven-fight career (against Andrei Arlovski at UFC 82), the UFC has cut ties with Jake O'Brien; he had two fights left on his current contract. Reportedly, the UFC simply had too many fighters under contract, and are in the midst of a talent purge. We can only assume that O'Brien's last three fights, in which he bored audiences with dull wrestling and lay-and-pray tactics, soured his image in the eyes of the UFC top brass. O'Brien's manager Ken Pavia confirmed that O'Brien has agreed to a two-fight deal with the Palace Fighting Championship organization. "Had we known that his tenure with [the UFC] was at risk when we were presented with the Arlovski fight, we may have approached it differently," Pavia said. "I don't think they've seen the true Jake. He's still a kid, and he's still learning." Before he joined the UFC, all of O'Brien's fights ended in first-round KO/TKO victories.

(I like my 'chino enemas with extra foam.)

For those of you unaware, the UFC had an event on Saturday - UFC 82. We've given you results & commentary, payouts, 7/11 encounters, Chuck-Heads, and more. And to cap off our thoroughly kick-ass coverage of it all, here are the traditional Monday-after suspensions.

The Ohio Athletic Commission has revealed that only four of the fighters from the event have been slapped with medical suspensions. Each of the fighters who got the on-hold ruling lost via KO or TKO, although no broken bones or lacerations were reported. Since, Yushin Okami has been said to have broken his hand while KOing Evan Tanner and Josh Koscheck possibly might have broken his as well while dealing Dustin Hazelett his TKO and subsequent medical suspension.

Evan Tanner pulled a 60-day suspension, while O'Brien, Hazelett and Sakara all got 30-day suspensions. Overall, pretty tame suspensions for a major MMA event.

However, the best suspension announcement was Luke Cummo's caffeine overload suspension. Fightlinker "broke" the story early today that Luke Cummo had received a three-month suspension for having "extremely elevated caffeine levels beyond anything the commission had ever seen before."

"Normally we don’t pay that much attention to the level of caffeine in a fighter’s blood," said OAC commissioner Warren Petty. "But Luke Cummo’s readings were off the chart. At first we thought there must be a mistake with the test, but follow ups showed that our original findings were accurate. This guy must have been tripping balls in the Octagon."

Oh, you had us until tripping balls, although I wouldn't put it past the made-up OAC member, Warren Petty, to say something like that. The story went on to say 3-liter coffee enemas were to blame, but luckily MMA Weekly was johnny-on-the-spot and squashed this one - not that anyone was buying it after "tripping balls". However, OAC executive director Bernie Profato wasn't too happy about the hoax story and had this to say about the matter:

"I’ll be contacting the state’s Attorney General office (on Tuesday) to see what options we have in this type of matter because this is absolutely not true."

I'm sure Zuffa will be filing suit soon as well.