Dokonjonosuke Mishima

The best highlight video of the week, featuring the world's greatest lightweights (and Melvin Guillard) laying waste to their opponents. Watch it and take pride in your naturally petite frame. Props to Chris Keller via "CRE" on the UG.

Here's the PRIDE Bushido 9 fight between Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennett and Dokonjonosuke Mishima, in which the Horse quotes Forrest Gump, extolls the virtues of masturbation, tears apart a stuffed animal, and gets subbed with a heel-hook. Props to MMAScraps.

On Monday, Masakazu Imanari lost his DEEP featherweight title to Dokonjonosuke Mishima, who had dropped his last two fights to Kenny Florian and Joe Stevenson in the UFC. I guess this negates all the nice things we've said about Imanari. But as you can see, Mishima's celebratory backflip didn't go so well. The dude should take lessons from Krazy Horse. And now that I have your attention, here's the slickest highlight video I've seen all week, courtesy of MMAScraps.
(Update: Wow, if that's playing like garbage for you too, just go here.)