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You may have seen the raw footage of this floating around a week or so ago, but here's the edited, minute-and-change version of Rich Franklin battling Wanderlei Silva in Rock/Paper/Scissors. The contest was a special exhibition bout that opened the 2008 Bud Light/USA Rock Paper Scissors League Championships — think "click-clack" for white hipsters — which went down June 21-22 at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. How 'bout Franklin's bitch-scream at 0:41? In a way, I think this video is very similar to how an actual fight between Franklin and Silva would go: Silva would come out strong in the first round, then Franklin would rally in the second before smashing Wandy's scissors with a rock.

Also worth watching:
Countdown to Affliction: Banned (full 30-minute version)
Checking in with Anthony Johnson and Jake O'Brien
Canseco vs. Sikahema (ringside view)
The World's Worst Stripper (Not safe for retinas, eardrums)