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(TapouT MMA Cage Style Gloves, courtesy of GroundAndPound.)

Somehow, our Rampage caption contest became a fierce two-way horse race between “I bet you my next fight don’t go to no decision. I bet my whole purse, and this big dude on it!” and "disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche." But in the end, Markdog's TUF 7 reference picked up a full 43% of your votes, which means MARKDOG IS OUR BIG WINNER!

So Markdog: Please send your mailing address to feedback@cagepotato.com (with size preference: regular or large) and we'll get those TapouT cage gloves right out to you. Apologies to Charles Fuller — we know how bad you wanted them. Special thanks to GroundandPound.com for providing the gloves, and thanks to everyone who wasn't an insufferable prick during this contest. I've disabled comments on this one because, frankly, I'm tired of your bullshit.

(TapouT MMA Cage Style Gloves, courtesy of GroundAndPound.)

Here's your chance to own a piece of the TapouT lifestyle without the dirty feeling of knowing you're lining these guys' pockets. GroundAndPound.com has provided us with a pair of the MMA gloves shown above — and all you have to do to get them is provide the funniest caption to that picture of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson kicking ass at what appears to be a Chili's. Contest ends Tuesday at midnight (ET). Feel free to enter multiple times, and please check out GroundAndPound for all your MMA gear needs. Good luck out there...