Daryn Jones

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Because we could all use at least a momentary break from the aftermath of Brock vs. Randy, here's the stunning conclusion of the video-war between Bas Rutten and comedian/Canadian MTV host Daryn Jones, which began with some good-natured parody and escalated beyond anybody's control. Anyway, they decided to put their differences aside and spend a day hangin' in Toronto, culminating with a very cathartic trip to see The Women. Best part: Daryn asks Bas for advice about this chick he likes who seems to be into another guy. Bas suggests, "you just grab any kind of knife, kitchen knife, you just stab him in the liver, and he'll bleed to death on the inside."

After the jump, the 11/15 edition of Dana White's video blog, where BJ Penn advises GSP on how to dress for the beach, Dana White prowls backstage during UFC 91, Jorge Gurgel shows up looking appropriately bummed after his fight, Brock Lesnar has an awkward encounter with 50 Cent, and Junie Browning shows up to talk about the pitfalls of being a reality star.

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I'll assume that by now you've all watched and re-watched Bas Rutten's infamous bar-fight self-defense video dozens and dozens of times. Well, a Canadian comedian/MTV Live host named Daryn Jones has also seen it, and he put together a series of parodies spoofing the sadism and matter-of-fact delivery that made the original so beloved. His first clip is above; you can watch parts 2-4 here.

So, whatever, good for a chuckle. Problem is, Bas Himself has seen the clips (!!!), and he's none too pleased. His video response is below. Hope it was worth it, funny man — you're now on Bas's dangada-dangada list. But besides the obvious lesson of you don't mess with El Guapo, we also learn a couple more things in the video: 1) Rutten likes to drink pond scum, straight up. 2) His Tony Montana impression is shockingly good for a Dutchman. Enjoy.

Unrelated hilarity after the jump.