Neo-Samurai

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So David Blaine did his Dive of Death thing last night, and Esther was right about the Kimbo Slice segment: There was no trick involved whatsoever. Blaine just let Kimbo haul off and slug him in the stomach twice. It was impressive that Blaine didn't crumple to the ground in agony — though maybe not as impressive as making the Statue of Liberty disappear.

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If you've never seen the UFC 42 fight between Genki Sudo and Duane "Bang" Ludwig, set aside some time and check this out. Sudo's gender-bending kabuki ring entrance is easily the most bizarre in UFC history, and calling his style "completely unorthodox" is still an understatement. You'd think that Ludwig would dash in with some punches at the beginning of the fight when Sudo has his back turned, but he was probably too freaked out to understand what was happening. Unfortunately, the fight also ends with one of the most questionable unanimous decisions in UFC history. Maybe Sudo's geisha-boy antics invoked emotions in the judges that they weren't quite ready to deal with...