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As part of his one-man Warren Commission on that unfortunate UFC 94 greasing scandal, BJ Penn has released a highlight video of sorts, intended to prove exactly why Georges St. Pierre is a dirty, rotten, no-good cheater. I don't know if Penn hired the same team responsible for putting together UFC Primetime, but this is a first-class production, all the way. Imagine if Genghis Con was a crybaby bitch who couldn't accept that fact that he got crushed by GSP — this is the kind of video he'd make.

Oh, I kid the proud Hawaiian. To be honest, Penn presents a compelling case, and it does seem mighty suspicious that Sean Sherk, Matt Hughes, and Jason Miller all came up with the same excuse as to why they couldn't handle St. Pierre. As the saying goes, where there's smoke, there's a hot pre-fight bath followed by a baby-oil rubdown. Also, the video's use of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush? A very subtle dig at GSP's Canadianism. Where's your mean, mean pride, Georges?

 
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BJ Penn's trainer Rudy Valentino to InsideFighting (via Fightlinker):

St. Pierre's trainer Greg Jackson claims the back-greasing was completely unintentional, and was actually the result of another bizarre Jackson camp ritual. As he told MMA Weekly:

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Dana White is downright pissed off. He's so mad at EliteXC in this video, one camera angle is insufficient for capturing his rage. He lays into EliteXC for the Seth Petruzelli "knockout bonus" scandal and suggests that Jeremy Lappen and the Shaws should look into the kickboxing business if they want to keep fights off the ground so badly. I couldn't agree more.

For his part, EliteXC Head of Operations Jeremy Lappen changes his story yet again in a talk with AOL Fanhouse. First, Lappen told Si.com that Petruzelli was offered a knockout bonus, but the company doesn't offer submission bonuses. Then he told ESPN.com that Petruzelli was offered a KO bonus, a submission bonus, and a fight of the night bonus. Now he says both stories misquoted him:

"They're both wrong," Lappen said. "We have given submission bonuses in the past but they're not as common as knockout bonuses. If the question is, 'Have we ever given submission bonuses?' The answer is yes. But we give knockout bonuses more often. We gave Seth a knockout bonus before the fight started. That was part of the deal."

Hold up, you gave him a knockout bonus before the fight started? As in, before he had knocked anyone out? Goddammit Lappen, I sure as hell hope you were "misquoted" yet again. At the very least I hope it's just poor phrasing on your part and what you meant to say was you told of him of a potential knockout bonus before the fight. But either way, it's still bullshit. You offered him an incentive to win a fight in a very specific manner, not an incentive to simply finish the fight.

Not to mention, this is the third time you've changed your story. Nobody gets misquoted this often. Not unless they keep changing their story so often that they can't keep all the versions straight in their own mind.

(ESPN's Jim Rome lays into EliteXC at about the 5:20 mark.)

This thing isn't going away quietly. In the wake of allegations that EliteXC offered Seth Petruzelli extra money to stand and bang with Kimbo Slice, Head of Operations Jeremy Lappen issued a formal statement defending the company's actions and refuting any claims of impropriety, saying in part:

"Seth Petruzelli was offered a fee to fight Kimbo Slice, plus a knockout bonus, a common practice throughout the industry. EliteXC organizes and promotes fights. We have not...do not...and will not suggest or dictate fighters’ strategies or tactics. How the fighters perform in the cage is at the sole discretion of the athletes involved.

"The circumstances leading up to the Petruzelli/Slice fight were unusual. Ken Shamrock was declared medically ineligible less than three hours before the fight. As an organization, we made a decision to serve the paying audience in the arena and the prime time audience at home by delivering on a Kimbo Slice fight, which we had promised. This was done simply and solely with a standard fee and bonus offer to Petruzelli and by increasing the purse to Slice. Elite XC is grateful to both Seth and Kimbo for taking this fight against an opponent they didn’t train for and on such short notice.

He then goes on to trumpet Frank Shamrock's willingness to step in even though everyone knew it wasn't a feasible offer (even Frank, one has to assume), touts the exciting and "diverse" night of fights, and mentions what great ratings it got.

Problem solved, right? I mean, all they did was offer the guy extra money to knock Kimbo out. They didn't say that knockout had to be on the feet. And sure, they didn't offer a submission bonus, but that's only because they think submissions are boring. Nothing wrong with that...or is there? Well, yeah, there is actually. But don't take our word for it.

Fortunately, Dana White spoke to the Boston Herald about it, and he's not the type to mince expletives. I mean, words: