caption contest

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Back in May, the History Channel premiered a documentary called How Bruce Lee Changed the World, which covered the life, mysterious death, and lasting legacy of the martial arts superstar and fingerless glove innovator; you can get a taste of it here. Now the flick has been released on DVD, and A&E Home Entertainment was cool enough to give us two copies to give away to our readers. But nothing comes without effort. If you want a copy, think up some clever captions to the photo after the jump, which shows one of Lee's spiritual descendants greeting his next opponent. Please submit your captions to the comments section below by Tuesday at noon PT. We'll announce the winners shortly after. Be water, my friends, and good luck...

After a furious ten-day session in which 453 captions were submitted, it's time to bring this thing home. Below are the 11 best entries in our Never Surrender caption contest. Read them all below, then vote for your favorite in the poll on the right. The five captions with the most votes win their authors a DVD copy of Never Surrender, and the five runners-up win CagePotato "Hall of Fame" t-shirts. The last-place caption earns the bitter frustration of coming so close to success but falling just short. Voting ends tomorrow at 4 p.m. ET, and the winners will be announced shortly after. Thanks to everyone who entered, and good luck!

Steve: Hey guys, after the movie, let's go to my bedroom, take our shoes off, lie down on my bed, take about 20 to 30 minutes, and...

Rodney: This was taken just before BJ returned to his trailer and failed to come back out for the second half of the movie.

Til: Ok you can have him this weekend, but remember — lots of food and no Red Bull.

To commemorate the DVD release of Never Surrender on April 28th, LionsGate has given us five copies of the flick to give away to you wonderful people. Hit us with the plot summary, IMDb:

So it's kind of like this, but with higher production values and a cast of actual MMA stars (Georges St. Pierre, BJ Penn, Anderson Silva, Quinton Jackson, and Heath Herring). You know you want to see that. And to score a copy of the movie, all you have to do is come up with an entertaining caption to the photo after the jump...

(A cunning array of STDs. Photo courtesy of Zimbio.)

What do you get when you cross two wrestlers from Arizona with one porn chick from the Valley? COMEDY GOLD. After sifting through seven pages of captions from last week's impromptu contest, we've decided that these five are worthy of free t-shirts:

bpd: Bader learns the hard way that C.B. stands for "Cock Block"

Landertime: Fucking her would prove nothing, CB. You chose your sexuality when you put on that jacket.

El Famous Burrito: The scent of semen and raw fish in the air causes Ryan Bader to flash back to his TUF days.

Wyatt: Pictured: Three of the biggest pussies you'll ever see.

Homoplata: Gianna: "Sorry Ryan, not tonight, I saw how boring you can be on top."

If you're one of the fab five, please send your name, address, and shirt size to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we'll hook y'up. And congrats to Gianna Lynn for being nominated for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene (Girlgasmic) at the 2009 AVN Awards. You're so much more talented than those other bitches!

(Props: "BONEtheDOME" on the UG.)

Do we have a cool prize to give away today? Not really, other than some bullshit t-shirts. But this photo of CB Dollaway and Ryan Bader pretending to fight over adult film actress Gianna Lynn at the last AVN Awards show amuses me. Best three captions win a shirt. Winners will be announced early next week-ish. Here, I'll start:

"They lived their lives by a code: Bro's before ho's. Until she came along and turned their worlds upside-down."

Or, this:

"I don't do double-anal. Dollaway, where did you find this chick anyway?"

Good luck.