Barack Obama

 
Props to Fightlinker for screen-capping the latest dose of brilliance from War Machine's infamously retarded MySpace blog/bulletins, for the benefit of those of us who aren't subscribed. Basically, he calls President Obama a "rich white guy," a "rich faggot," and says that Obama is not one of "THE PEOPLE." Also, he kind of implies that someone should assassinate him. (Secret Service, are you getting all this?) Sounds like a classic case of Nader-supporter sour grapes. But wait, there's more:

That's a good start, War, but we'd also add:
1) Fuck a Cheney for showing up to yesterday's inauguration looking like a broke-ass Jeffrey Lebowski.
2) Fuck a Palin for not bringing in the LARPer vote.
3) Fuck a Jon Koppenhaver for legally changing his name to War Machine then venting idiotic hostility via his MySpace page like some high-school fat girl.
4) Fuck a War Machine's parents for not hugging him enough as a child.

Previously: WAR QUINN!!!

("The belt, the flannel, and the bible — only these three things are sacred." Photo courtesy of MMA Weekly.)

In an effort to get more of you bastards walking around as human billboards for CagePotato.com, we're going to start giving away CP "Hall of Fame" t-shirts to our two favorite comments of the week. (Well, out of the ones we actually read, at least.) This week's honorees are:

Krazy Kracker on "Paulo Filho Has No Excuse": This is no laughing matter you guys. Earlier tonight Filho was complaining of chest pains and was rushed to the nearest emergency room. After several tests doctors have comfirmed that instead of a heart, Paulo has a gigantic clitoris pumping pure estrogen through his veins. The flow of estrogen can only be slowed by wearing sleeveless flannel shirts and resting on your back once every minute. Usually cutting weight is no problem if he can time his fights into that five day window all clitoris owners have once a month, where he can purge himself of roughly ten pounds of pesky blood, but Hurricane Ike threw a wrench in his plans. Without being whipped into a PMS induced rage, we saw his true colors… a typical moody bitch, yelling at someone to do chores from the other room, looking for rich men to lay at MMA events and falling into missionary position whenever a man gets within three feet. A sad day for the sport indeed. According to Filho’s manager “All we need is four days, a lot of chocolate, sweatpants and a copy of Sleepless in Seattle and Paulo will be back in the cage the THIRD week of any month you’d like.”

(Photo courtesy of LOL @ McCain via CP reader Steven B.)

Obama def. McCain via Split Decision. Get out all your analysis, gloating, and whining in the comments section below so this country can finally move forward.

Related: Matt Lindland got blown out in his Oregon State Representative contest with Suzanne VanOrman. So, not a good night for Republicans overall.

Maybe you don't know this because you spend all day on the internet reading about pro fighting and watching old Pride highlight videos, but today is election day in America. It's kind of a big deal. So much so that it even reaches over into the insular world of mixed martial arts, at least for a few hours.

Today Sherdog has an article that asks some notable fighters and trainers who they're voting for. The answers are as varied as you'd expect from a group of MMA types. Chuck Liddell is voting for McCain because he's rich and doesn't want his taxes raised. His trainer, John Hackleman, is undecided, but he's definitely voting against California's Proposition 8 (a ban on gay marriage), because he's got two fighters who are "half-gay." Eddie Bravo isn't voting at all because voting is an illusion and both candidates are working for the Illuminati. Thanks, Eddie. Things were getting a little too sane around here.

Just to prove how big time he is, yesterday Steve Cofield interviewed Barack Obama and asked him about, among other things, Matt Hughes' criticisms of him. Obama responded that Hughes obviously hasn't actually read his tax plan (no, Matt, watching Fox News doesn't count as reading).

Fortunately, Matt Hughes has posted another screed, this time an editorial for a local newspaper written by friends of his. The newspaper did not publish it in their print edition, but Hughes is kind of enough to re-post it on his website, a portion of which appears after the jump.