street fight

B.J. Penn shows us how he’s preparing to whip Kenny Florian’s text message-denying ass this summer – in some dude’s garage.  Okay, it doesn’t look all that impressive, but you should know that Marv Marinovich is the father of former USC quarterback and NFL washout Todd Marinovich, who just happened to be profiled in Esquire magazine last month (see, we read stuff).  In the article Marv is portrayed as a revolutionary in the field of sports training and also as a complete nutjob who tried to make his son into a football cyborg and wound up at least partially helping to make him into a drug addict.  Now he’s got his hands on B.J. Penn.  Look out, world.

What better way to get psyched for the weekend: This is the wildest fight by a group of hot girls (okay, a group of hot girls and one brutal fat chick) that I've ever seen. Enjoy, and ask yourself — why is it that whenever girls fight they immediately turn into Lil' Showstoppa?

#10: 'Hood boxing:
A clinch on the sidewalk evolves into an all-out striking contest literally in the street. The guy in the Rivera jersey has a much longer reach and lands some nice shots on the dude in the white shirt, but the little guy has some spunk in him, even after getting rocked. And you gotta love the commentator, whose main contribution is "Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Oh! Oh." Watch out Mike Goldberg, someone is eyeing your job.

#9: Batman and Spiderman kick the shit out of some fat kid: Apparently the kid was a heckler, and "Batman and Spiderman" are just costumed actors pretending to be the superheroes. But it's still trippy to see them whale on a civilian. "The police are on their way, Batman" — awesome.

#8: Bar fight double-K.O.: Since there's no sound, you'll have to imagine what led up to the mini-brawl in this video. It appears that Dude 1 starts mouthing off to Dude 2, Dude 2's Girl tries to prevent the situation from escalating, Dude 2 knocks out Dude 1 with a head-butt, cold-cocks Totally Innocent Bystander, then runs for the door before Dude 1's boys can kick his ass. Dude 1's boys don't seem to want anything to do with Dude 2.