Jason Lambert

(Jason Lambert, post-mastectomy. Photo courtesy of MMA Weekly.)

In addition to the 5,500 jobs that automaker GM cut last week, struggling light-heavyweight-turned-middleweight Jason Lambert has also joined the growing ranks of the unemployed in America. FiveOuncesofPain confirms that The Punisher — who had been knocked out twice and choked out once in his last three Octagon appearances — has been officially cut by the UFC.

Lambert began his UFC career on an impressive 4-1 tear, earning stoppage wins over Rob MacDonald (at his UFC debut in March 2006), Terry Martin, and Branden Lee Hinkle, and scoring an upset knockout of Renato Sobral at UFC 68; his sole loss during that time came via TKO at the fists of Rashad Evans. But then things started to go south. His occasionally lazy boxing got him smoked by Wilson Gouveia at UFC 80, and again by Luis Cane at UFC 85. Most recently, he made his middleweight debut at UFC 88 in September and succumbed to a rear-naked choke from Jason MacDonald.

Tough break, but that's what happens when you drop three straight (unless you're Houston Alexander, of course). We're guessing that Josh Burkman will be getting his walking papers next; the People's Warrior has been defeated consecutively by Mike Swick, Dustin Hazelett, and Pete Sell, and is now out-of-action indefinitely with a back injury.

(Chuck Liddell vs. Rashad Evans)

(Nate Marquardt vs. Martin Kampmann)

(Dan Henderson vs. Rousimar Palhares)

("The Athlete" is ready to get back after it.)

- Jason "Dooms" Day has been forced to pull out of his UFC 88 bout with fattie-turned-middleweight Jason Lambert because of a biceps injury, but those of you who are fans of seeing Lambert's man-boobs in the Octagon needn't worry. Jason "The Athlete" MacDonald is stepping in as a replacement for Day, despite the fact that he just went three rounds in a losing effort against Demian Maia at UFC 87. Good move for MacDonald. If you can't win 'em all, the next best way to keep the UFC happy is to fight 'em all, especially when called upon on short notice.

- Poor Nate Quarry just can't catch a break. After coming back from a nearly career-ending back injury only to be forced to chase Kalib Starnes in circles, Quarry has now been sidelined with an eye injury that is strangely not related to fighting. Apparently Quarry was at a party where people were hitting golf balls into the woods -- like you do, just for kicks -- and he accidentally walked into someone's backswing. Despite breaking the Orbital Floor bone in his eye, Quarry is not seriously hurt, though he will be kept out of action for at least a few more months.

- American Top Team coach Andrei Benkei is leaving the squad due to "ideological disagreements" with head coach Ricardo Liborio. Benkei told Tatame that he'll still work with several high profile ATT fighters like Thiago Alves and "Bigfoot" Silva, among others, but it's been reported that Benkei disapproved of the way Liborio was turning ATT into "a big McDonald's" by selling its name to karate gyms. For shame, Ricardo. Karate gyms? That's the MMA gym equivalent of giving hand jobs in the Wal-Mart parking lot. You never need money that badly.

- It's not MMA news, but it's worth mentioning: Sumo wrestling has been rocked by a drug scandal. A totally lame drug scandal. Russian Sumo wrestler (they exist?) Soslan Aleksandrovich Gagloev was arrested for possessing a third of a gram of weed. According to CNN, it's "enough to land him in prison on a diet of forced labor for five years if he's convicted." Five years for a third of a gram in Japan? Nick Diaz should really be informed about that before returning to fight for Dream again.

(Arianny's feeling a little outgunned. Photo courtesy of UFC.com.)

It's at least two fights overdue, but Jason Lambert is finally doing the right thing and dropping to 185 pounds for his next fight, which will take place at UFC 88 (September 6th, Atlanta) against Jason “Dooms” Day. Though he holds impressive wins against Terry Martin, Matt Horwich, Renato "Babalu" Sobral, and Dan Quinn, "The Punisher" has had it rough lately, suffering three KO/TKO losses in his last four fights; he was most recently outslugged by Luis Arthur Cane at UFC 85 in June. It seems likely that the drop to middleweight was a direct order from the UFC, and if he can't make it happen at the lower weight, he'll probably be kissing his contract goodbye. The situation is nearly as desperate for Day, who needs a solid win to prove himself after getting steamrolled by Michael Bisping, also at UFC 85.

Lambert's interesting physique contributed to my most recent Rule of Fight Prediction: If there's a flabby-looking guy fighting a jacked-looking guy, bet against the chubbo. Had I known this before UFC 85, I wouldn't have thrown down on Lambert and Eddie Sanchez, and maybe I wouldn't have had to spend an evening wearing a plastic tank top. (Note: the No Fatties Rule is often trumped by the Nelson Exception.)

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("Boom! Another hit is landed..." The Pitbull mauls old-ass Matt Hughes. Photo courtesy of UFC.com.)

Now that the adrenaline has subsided, we can have a normal conversation. Here's what I've been thinking about since Saturday afternoon...

— Matt Hughes carved out a legendary career without ever being a particularly dangerous striker. And good for him, but the young fighters coming up these days will not stand for that shit. There's no way you can compete at an elite level anymore without a complete game. Hughes never had one, and it's now been fully exposed. After Alves stuffed Hughes's takedown attempts during their fight, the former champ had no more weapons left, and it was only a countdown until the inevitable. I'm interested in seeing Hughes settle his grudge match with Matt Serra; I'm not really interested in seeing Hughes continue to be tooled by other athletic and well-rounded members of the UFC's welterweight division.

— Michael Bisping looked deadly once again. Obviously he'd be wrecked by Silva, Franklin, or Henderson (or Marquardt on a good day), but he'd have to be the favorite against any other middleweight in the UFC. I'd guess he's two wins away from a title shot, and luckily for him, Anderson Silva might not be around by the time he gets there. (The chatter is that Silva may move up to light-heavyweight for a marquee fight, but it's totally unsubstantiated at this point, so don't get your hopes up.)

— I don't care what Jason Lambert needs to do to get down to 185 — stomach stapling, breast reduction surgery, whatever — he just needs to get there. He also needs to understand that his boxing sucks; just like in his fight with Wilson Gouveia, Lambert's wild and sloppy haymakers led to his own damn self getting knocked out against Luis Cane. I think the biggest lesson I learned from "Bedlam" was that if there's a noticeably out-of-shape guy fighting a guy in great physical condition, don't bet on the fatty. (See also: Eddie Sanchez.)